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Husband Wife Confession

Once a husband was in the hospital taking his last breathe. His wife was with him so he thought he’d make confess of whatever mistake he had done in his life. Husband : I’m sorry dear. I stole your ornaments and sold that and spend all that money on prostitutes.

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I won a million dollars

A man wins 1 million dollars, He calls his wife, “Honey! Pack your stuff I won a million dollars”, Wife responds : “Honey, should I pack heavy or light clothes?” Husband : “Who cares, just pack and get out because I don’t want to see you when I come home!”

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Celebrating April fool with Wife

(Husband came out of shower, calling for his wife.) Husband : Dear… Dear , Look I’ve wore such a gorgeous panty. (Wife hurriedly went to the room where her husband was) Wife : But honey, You haven’t wore any panty. Husband : April Fool! April Fool!

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So where is your husband?

There was a couple somewhere in the far city. They were very happy except they didn’t have child. So the man went to visit Priest and Priest told him that if he lights one candle in holy temple which is 500 km far from that city, he will have a

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How did a boy came to this earth?

Once a boy came running to his mother with a very anxious face. And the boy asked to his mother, “Mom… Mom.. How did I came to this world?” Mother surprised with the question, “My little boy… Once a angel came to our house and put you in my arms

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Did this actually happen?

A man went to office in a hurry. He forget his office file. To tell his wife to keep that file safe, he phoned in home and his7 years old daughter picks the phone: “Hi dear, this is dad. Is mommy near the phone?” “No daddy she is upstairs in

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Technology or Eye keeper?

A wife called for help from her husband as she was cleaning dishes after dinner in the kitchen. She didn’t get any response. She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep on his files.. She walked closer to him, looked at the innocent face, played

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