Husband Wife

I forgot to tell You that I got an increase in my salary At the end of the month I'm getting you a new Car..!

Wife : Tell me who won the World cup in 2010? Husband: Spain, why? Wife: Now tell me why you didn't wish me for my birthday yesterday?

Can you please bring a bit of sugar for me from the Kitchen? . . Husband: It seems like we are out of sugar.

Wife : Shall we try different position tonight ? Husband: ( excited ) Yah sure why not.

If Your wife uses a dual sim phone, Save both the number under one name... Never save it as " wife 1" and "wife 2"

Husband and wife are watching movie in Cinema hall. Wife : Hey dear, somebody is trying to put hands inside my blouse. Husband : Hahah Let him do that….. Foolish person. .. He doesn’t know that the money purse is with me.

Once a man had gone to USA. He worked there for few years and came back to his own country. While coming back he brought a advanced Robot with him which could recognize the person related to the owner. It was a very well programmed robot. Once a man ordered

Once a husband was in the hospital taking his last breathe. His wife was with him so he thought he’d make confess of whatever mistake he had done in his life. Husband : I’m sorry dear. I stole your ornaments and sold that and spend all that money on prostitutes.

A man wins 1 million dollars, He calls his wife, “Honey! Pack your stuff I won a million dollars”, Wife responds : “Honey, should I pack heavy or light clothes?” Husband : “Who cares, just pack and get out because I don’t want to see you when I come home!”

Husband : Wouldn’t it been better if we had a son instead of daughter? Wife : We couldn’t have even this daughter If I’d been fully dependent on you.

(Husband came out of shower, calling for his wife.) Husband : Dear… Dear , Look I’ve wore such a gorgeous panty. (Wife hurriedly went to the room where her husband was) Wife : But honey, You haven’t wore any panty. Husband : April Fool! April Fool!

There was a couple somewhere in the far city. They were very happy except they didn’t have child. So the man went to visit Priest and Priest told him that if he lights one candle in holy temple which is 500 km far from that city, he will have a

Once a boy came running to his mother with a very anxious face. And the boy asked to his mother, “Mom… Mom.. How did I came to this world?” Mother surprised with the question, “My little boy… Once a angel came to our house and put you in my arms

A man went to office in a hurry. He forget his office file. To tell his wife to keep that file safe, he phoned in home and his7 years old daughter picks the phone: “Hi dear, this is dad. Is mommy near the phone?” “No daddy she is upstairs in

One day a husband was trying to repair the electrical socket. Husband : Hey honey, can you please come over here? Wife : Yes my King.. What can I do for you? Husband : Can You touch this red wire? Wife : Ok.. Husband : Did anything happen? Wife :

A wife called for help from her husband as she was cleaning dishes after dinner in the kitchen. She didn’t get any response. She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep on his files.. She walked closer to him, looked at the innocent face, played

What is the difference between My wife & Others Wife? Others Wife is Beauty, My Wife is duty, Others Wife is passion, My Wife is tension, Others Wife is cool, My Wife is fool, Others Wife is fresh cake, My Wife is earth quake!.