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Boy & girl are like Mobile & Water. Boy - Mobile Girl - Water

When I Was a KID PUSSY Meant a CAT SEX Meant GENDER BITCH Was a FEMALE DOG DICK Was a NAME of a Cartoon Film, BANG Was a SOUND NUTS were fruits

Mom: Go get the underwear from the Sales section. He: Mom, I need Levis underwear.

Chinese language is all about mixing and writing 'π' in different ways

12 year olds getting into relationships ... 25 year olds spending most of their time playing Candy Crush... Our generation has really messed up the concept of growing up !

His friend comes and asks, "What happened, why are you sad?" Boy: My GF is getting married! Friend: When?

One group of male Elephant were having a break time at College. Since they were young and daring, they were mostly talking about girls.

Me : Whats your Age ? She : Don't you know girl's age shouldn't be asked? Me : Ok .. Ok.. Sorry !

Hey man, I was watching you and found out that you have the power to heal any pain by just kissing. Could you help me too?

Son: Dad who is Mr. Xian Jang? Father: He is a Chinese President.

Sometimes I Feel completely useless... Then I remember

Green tea reduces weight . . . . Only if

Once a ship was caught into a dangerous storm and ship was about to get drowned. A middle-aged person asked to the captain : How far is the land from here?

Police: Do you know the number of a car that had hit you and ran away? Color as well if you remember. Man: No.. I couldn't see the number... But I know how does she looks like

Teacher: Why is Tihar (Festival of Lights ) celebrated? . Student: Once a dude named Ram (God in Hindu Mythology )

Do a lot of exercise for good health