Husband Wife

Heart melting love story… Boy: I can’t marry you. My family is totally against it. Girl: Who are they to stop you? Boy: My wife & 2 kids..

Wife: Can You help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do You think I am…a gardener ? Wife: Can You fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.

Wife (risaudai) :- Timro dimag ma matra gobar varya cha gobar !! . Husband (mayalu parale ) :- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ani agi dekhi kina khairaxau ta priye .

A Husband working in town wrote to his wife back in home. Darling, I can’t send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company’s performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, Please understand and adjust with this situation. Your loving

Wife: Whenever You go outside, I feel so afraid from inside Husband: Darling, Dont worry.. I’ll be back soon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wife: Honey.. Thats what I fear about

Wife : Jab Tum Desi Sharab peete Ho To Mujhe Paaro Kehte ho Beer Peete ho To Darling Par Aaj Bhootni kaha…? Husband : Aaj maine SPRITE Pee hai Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. Husband Rocked Wife Shocked. LOL

Wife : How much do you love me ? Husband : I love U so much, I can’t measure. Wife : No just tell me…. Husband : Okay, I am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, I am nothing without you… Wife : Wow ! that’s

Husband in mixed reaction Husband : Sir, my wife is lost since yesterday.. Postman : Sir, this is not a police station.. This is Post office Husband : Ohh…. sorry! Husband : Oops.. Due to excitement.. I dont know what to do.. how to do… LOL

My wife and I went to see a psychiatrist. “What can I do for you?” He asked. “Our son has got an imaginary friend,” said my wife. “There is nothing wrong with a good healthy imagination to help a child to develop, and this is very common and nothing to

My wife was in a horrible accident, the doctor came out and said, “I’m sorry, she’s not going to make it.” Which is funny, because that’s pretty much what she said before she fell down the stairs when I asked her for a sandwich.

Can a woman make you a millionaire? . . . . . Yes! If You are a Billionaire. .!!.

Man with Gun goes in bank & demands .. Once he is given money, he turns to a lady & asks, ‘Did you see me rob bank? Lady : ‘Yes, I did’. Robber shot her in the head. He turned to a couple & asked d man ‘Did you see

(Husband calls up Hotel Manager from his hotel room): . “Please come fast ..! I am having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump off the window of your hotel …!!!” . . MANAGER : Sir, I’m sorry but its your personal matter. . . Husband

NEPALI girl married a Spanish & went to Spain. She didn’t know Spanish. If she wanted to buy Legs of Chicken, She would lift her skirt & show her leg to buy it. This went on for sometime. One day she wanted to buy a banana, She took her husband

A Couple never fought in 25Yrs!!! . A friend asked – How did you make it possible?? . . Husband – We went to Shimla for our Honeymoon, While Horse riding My Wife’s Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up, patted the Horse’s back & said “Dis

A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: “Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all

My wife was brushing her teeth this morning when I noticed she was spitting blood. I said, “Why don’t you try using Corsodyl Mouthwash?” She said, “Fuck off, why don’t you try keeping your fists to yourself.”

A couple drove down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither would concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the husband replied. “In-laws.”

Husband came home late at night from a party. His wife shouted : How would you feel if you don’t see me for 2 days? He couldn’t believe his luck. He replied at once.”That would be great..!” Monday passed & he didn’t see her. Tuesday & Wednesday passed too. On

An angry wife to her husband on the phone. Wife : Where the hell are you? Husband : Honey, do you remember that gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with it? Wife(relaxed) : Yes, my king Husband: Remember I had no cash to