Teacher: Children make mistakes. You boy at the last bench, change this sentence into passive voice…. . . . . . . . . . Student : Children are made by mistakes.
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One day a Professor was dipping a bread in the Tea cup. Waiter : Sir, what are you doing? You don’t have tea in the cup. Professor : I’m a math teacher.. I’ve already made a supposition of “Tea”. Suppose there is a Tea in the cup.
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Son : Dad, theres a small get together in school… Are you coming with me? Dad : Whats this small get together? Son ; You, me and the Principal
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A student was asked to write a signboard for the traffic rules near the college . . He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, . . . . wait for the Teachers..!”
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Teacher : What is a verb? Student : A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. Teacher : What are you saying?. Student : It is a complete sentence. Teacher : Are you mad?. Student : It is a question. Teacher : Don’t be silly. Student : It is
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Teacher : Students, There will be a day when there’ll be no water, No living being , No one will be there And everything would be destroyed !! Boy : So mam, Should I come tuition or not on that day !!!
Read More »Me sleep with Dad last night.
English Class Kid : Me sleep with Dad last night. . . . . . . . . . Madam (correcting):” Haina babu testo hoina, I slept with dad last night. . . . . Kid: Teso vaye tapai ma sute paxi aaunu bhako hola k mam…. Mam fainted! Lol
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टिचर : सोच र बिचारमा के फरक छ? .. शेरे : तपाईंकी छोरी सेक्सी छ यो हाम्रो सोच हो, तर उ हाम्रो हात बाट बचोस भन्ने तपाईंको बिचार हो।
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क्लासमा हल्ला भईरहेथ्यो प्रिन्सीपलले स्टुडेन्टलाई हकार्दै सोध्यो- कसको पिरियड चलिरहेछ ? लजाउँदै चार जना केटीहरु उभिय।
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