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Dear Dad No matter where I go in life.. Who I get married to.. How much time I spend with friends.. How much I might love anyone.. You’ll always be my no. 1 man.. You are the first ever man a girl can trust … Sincerely, Your little girl..

I love you But I am not your lover. I hug you But I am not your life partner. I care for you But I am not from your family. I am ready to share your pain But i am not in your blood relation. They are… Friends ! A

Two words difficult to say in life : 1. “Hi” for the FIRST time to unknown person. & 2. “Bye” for the LAST time to loved ones

Biggest lies of our Childhood : * Santa Claus exists ! * The Undertaker coming back after being buried dead 7 times !! * Video Games Cassette having 9999999 games !!

I think the guy who invented Ties was trying to Commit suicide , Then he saw himself in the mirror And thought , ” Wait , this looks Cool , hmm “

Dont apply Logic in COMEDY(JOKES) and in LOVE , You”ll miss the Charm !!!

That awkward moment when someone who is just your Facebook friend , Change their profile pic and username And u have no idea Who they are anymore.

One Line Humor… [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! [4] I

Dhyan Diyera Padhnus..Ekdum Ramro cha ! Ek Choti Radha Ji Le Krishna Ji lai Sodhinn: Ris K ho? Krishna Ji Le Ekdum Mitho Jawaf Dinu Bho: Kasai Ko Galti Ko Sajaye Aafai lai dinu ! Ek Choti Radha ji Le Krishna Ji Lai Sodhinn: Dosti ra Maya maa K Farak

A Girl’s character represents the character of her family.. . . . Where as . . . . A Boy’s character represents his friends.

Alphabets are so Intelligently Arranged “A”lways “B”e “C”ool. “D”on’t have “E”go with ” F”riends.n Family “G”iveup ” H”urting “I”ndividuals. “J”ust “K”eep “L”oving “M”ankind. “N”ever “O”mit “P”rayers. “Q”uietly “R”emember “S”peak “T”ruth. “U”se “V”alid “W”ords. “X”press “Y”our “Z”eal..

If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT?? Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, Called a STAND? Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN But nobody wants to DIE? Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in

TEN FANTASTIC WORDS. The most selfish one letter word. ” I ” Avoid it. . The most satisfying two letter word. “We” Use it. . The most poisonous three letter word. “Ego” Kill it. . The most used four letter word. “Love” Value it. . The most pleasing five letter

What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter. Son: then OK. Dad goes to Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO

I Miss Being A LITTLE KID You Fall Asleep In The Sofa And Magically Transfer To Your Bed . . .

One day I met Money… I said You are just a piece of Paper……!! . . . Money smiled & said -Of course I m a piece of paper, . . . but, I haven’t seen a dustbin in my life……! Thats ATTUTIDE ……!!

These are some of the Romantic countries in the world.. . C.A.N.A.D.A. – Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction. C.H.I.N.A. – Come Here.. I Need Affection. E.G.Y.P.T. – Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing! F.R.A.N.C.E. – Friendships Remain And Never Can End. H.O.L.L.A.N.D. – Hope Our Love Lasts And

In a Paper, Question Was Asked: Write An Essay On Your Best Friend in 200 words. Given Time Half An Hour .. A Boy Finished His Paper In Just 1 Minutes. He Wrote 1 Sentence But He Got Full Marks That One Sentence Was: “Any Combination Of 26 Alphabets Can

What is your Name’s First Letter? ❒ A = Crazy ❒ B = Emotional ❒ C = Innocent ❒ D = Lovable ❒ E = Good but Hurtful ❒ F = Compassionate ❒ G = Logical Minded ❒ H = Leadership Potential ❒ I = Helpful ❒ J = Free-Spirited

A good teacher according to students is one who : -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking