Boy & girl are like Mobile & Water. Boy - Mobile Girl - Water
Read More »My GF is getting married
His friend comes and asks, "What happened, why are you sad?" Boy: My GF is getting married! Friend: When?
Read More »What is your age?
Me : Whats your Age ? She : Don't you know girl's age shouldn't be asked? Me : Ok .. Ok.. Sorry !
Read More »Warning or Encouragement ??
GF: Don’t talk to her. BF: Why? GF: She’s such a slut. BF: See you don’t get it, but this is encouragement!
Read More »What do you want to be in future?
Dad : Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up ? Son : Dad I want to be a pizza delivery boy. Dad : What ? Son : Yeah, or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber. Dad : You little piece of shit… You
Read More »A girl’s Laugh and Boy’s Tears
A girl’s Laugh is much more Cheerful than a Boys. But a Boy’s Tears are much more meaningful than a Girls.
Read More »AN IRRITATING 8 YEAR OLD BOY
AN IRRITATING 8 YEAR OLD BOY . . . . . . . . . . . . . Father : Son can you please go and buy me a soft drink! Son: Coke or Pepsi? Father : Coke Son : Diet or Regular? Father : Regular Son : Bottle
Read More »Such a touching Story
A Touching Story!!! Boy:: Touches Girl’s Hand. Girl:: Touches Boy’s Hand. . . . . . . What a touching story
Read More »Not a Apple tree
Once a boy climbed a apple tree and started to apple. Next friend came and started to climb the same tree. Boy said, “Hey, why are you here. I won’t let you to eat any apple” Friend replied, “I’m here to eat Mango, I won’t eat Apple” Boy : But
Read More »The boy held onto dad’s p**is
A child was taking a bath with his dad. The child suddenly slipped, but luckily held on to his dad’s p***s. The dad remarks: “See! the difference, if you were taking a bath with your mom you would have fallen!”
Read More »Classic Insult
(Boy uploaded a pic in Facebook holding a dog) Girl commented, “Which one is You?” Boy replied, “The one holding you!”
Read More »Why do we fall in a relationship
Girl asked a boy – Why do we fall in a relationship when we know that someday it will end… . . . . . . . . . Boy- I will answer you.. But first tell me why do we Live when we all know that someday we will
Read More »A guy is Possessive for his Girl
A guy is possessive for his girl on two conditions… *May be he loves her so much that he can’t even see her with anyone except himself… *Or may be..he doesn’t trust her and their love much and fears that she might walk away with someone else better than him
Read More »I need a match stick
A boy went to the local shop and asked for a match stick. . . . Shopkeeper gave him a lighter. The boy fired up and slapped the shop keeper so hard. And said.. . . . You f***in piece of sh**.. How can I clean my ears with this
Read More »A True Girl should care her Boyfriend
A True Girl should care her Boyfriend Like her Child… , A True Boy should value his Girlfriend Like his Mom… , Because… , No Boy can Hurt his Mom… , & , No Girl can Love Someone more then her own Child…
Read More »Hey..your rose.. you left it here
A Boy and a Girl were sitting together…!! Boy takes out a Rose..! Girl : hmm… for whom You bought this?? Boy : (smiles).. This is for my princes. ! but i just can’t give it to her..!! Girl : Try at least..!! she’ll be Happy. Boy : Gets up..
Read More »Oho ta pni
Boy jaba exam maa fail huncha…. Mom 3 words SENTENCE: ” AURA JAA GHUMNE ” . . . Gf bhi 3 words SENTENCS :”LAAJ LAGDAINA HAI ” . . . Saath le pni kei bhancha tara mann jitchan… . . . ” Oho ta pni testai “
Read More »RECYCLE PAPER and save trees, save earth !
First Day of college.. . . Boy sees a beautiful girl sitting right next to him, & he writes on paper “i love you, do you love me ?” She replies”No” . . He didn’t give up. He rubs her answer & passed same paper to another girl sitting left
Read More »Trust is most in love
Girl : HI ? Boy : Hello !! Girl : Are you OK ? Boy : Not really . there is something running in my mind ! Girl : What is it . tell me !!! Boy: You always say that u trust me a lot…?? Girl : Yes ..
Read More »Respect others love
Must Read Story : I poor boy loved a rich girl… One day the boy proposed her. Then the girl said, “listen! your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses. Should I be involved with you? How could you thought that? I will never love you. So, forget me and
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