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Pencil: I’m sorry. Eraser: For what? You didn’t do anything wrong. Pencil: I’m sorry, you get hurt because of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you’re always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself and get smaller and smaller each …

There was a couple somewhere in the far city. They were very happy except they didn’t have child. So the man went to visit Priest and Priest told him that if he lights one candle in holy temple which is 500 km far from that city, he will have a …

No matter how Old I get, No matter how often I stay out with Friends, No matter how far I move away with my Husband, No matter how many Children i have, No matter how many Grandchildren i will have…. Daddy, I will still be your little Girl!

Teacher: Children make mistakes. You boy at the last bench, change this sentence into passive voice…. . . . . . . . . . Student : Children are made by mistakes.

New way of Proposing… Boy: Can I take a photo. Girl: Why? Boy: Just wanted 2 show my children, . . . How their mom looked in her younger age.

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them, Joshua, starts to cry very loud. “What’s wrong?” Akpos asked. “I came for a blood test” sobbed Joshua. “So why are you crying?” asked Akpos. Joshua replied, “For blood test they have to cut my finger.” As soon as Akpos …

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.