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Teacher to a grade 2 student: Who is the youngest member in your family? Student: Dad! Teacher: Youngest means smallest dear son?

3 year old Boy was trying to write love letter. Dad : What are You writing my Son ? Son : Love letter to my GF Dad : So You know how to write ? Son : Then what, she also don’t know how to read, Its love Dad, You

Touching thought for the day! I want to go back to the time.. When happiness means chocolates & biscuits, When victory means finishing my plate 1st, When safety means being in my Mom’s arms, When Dad’s shoulders were, the highest place on earth & touching the roof in his strong

A child was taking a bath with his dad. The child suddenly slipped, but luckily held on to his dad’s p***s. The dad remarks: “See! the difference, if you were taking a bath with your mom you would have fallen!”

Udas xoro lai dekhera baau ! . Baau :- K bho chhora ?? . . Chhora :- Kei haina dad ! . . Baau :- Bhanna bhan, ma tero sathi jastai ho ni !! . . . . . Chhora :- Hya kei haina k myachiss ! tero chamma sanga

Ram : Hey dude, whats up? You look sad today! Shyam : Yo bro.. Kind of down. I had sent a letter to my dad asking for money to buy books but.. Ram : So.. Your dad didn’t send any money? Shyam : (making more sad face) I had asked

(Tim is in classroom with black eye) Teacher: – what’s wrong? Tim :- our house is very small. Me, my mom, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, ‘Tim are you sleeping?’ Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives

To Mom : I’m hungry…. I’m cold…. I’m hot Can I have.. I want to watch Where are you? Can you ask dad? Can you help me…. He hurt me She hurt me….. I want to go there When are we… ? Why are we…? Why cant we..? To DAD

A cute excuse: Teacher – Why are you late? Student – Mom & dad were fighting. Teacher – So what made You late if they were fighting? Student – 1 shoe was in mom’s hand and 1 in dad’s hand

A “daddys little girl” Is the one who would rather get her Hands Covered in Engine oil with Dad, Than stay in the House and bake buns with her Mother!

बाऊ : जा त छोरा मलाई fridge बाट १ ग्लास चिसो पानी लिएर आइजो | बालै : म अहिले जानु सक्दिन dad, म video game खेल्दै छु | अर्को छोरा : छोड दिनु dad, यो साले एकदम मात्तेको छ | हजुर आफै लिन जानु ,बरु आउदा मलाई पनि १ ग्लास

Dad : Give me your Mobile for a Minute.. . . Son:”Wait dad, Let me Switch it on.. . Gf Pic delete, Girls Number list delete, Phone call Received delete, Delete, Delete, Delete, Memory Card Format.. . . . Son : Here it is. . Dad:”Thanks… I Just want to

Smoking is Injurious to Health, . . . . . . . . . . . . Especially if your Dad and Mom saw you Doing that.

Dad: Neither you watch TV nor you read the newspaper, how come you know about all the breaking news before us? . . Me: I own a Facebook page dad !! Lol

I Remember once on my birthday . . . When I was young, I asked my Dad: ‘Why are you wearing such old clothes at My birthday dad ? ‘ He said : ‘Because the Money I have is enough to Buy New Clothes for only one person , who

Dad Watching FashionTV… Suddenly son came… Dad : They really are poor.. They even don’t have money to buy clothes… . . . Son :. If You want to see even more poor girl I’ve got few CD dad..

DAD : When I beat you, how do you control your anger? SON : I start cleaning the toilet. DAD : How does that satisfy you ? SON : I clean it with your toothbrush..

English Class Kid : Me sleep with Dad last night. . . . . . . . . . Madam (correcting):” Haina babu testo hoina, I slept with dad last night. . . . . Kid: Teso vaye tapai ma sute paxi aaunu bhako hola k mam…. Mam fainted! Lol

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.” The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, “If my dad was an