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Today is the oral test of English Grammar. Teacher : Tell me a sentence that starts with”I” Student : I is the … Teacher : Stop! Never put “is” after “I” Always put ‘am’ after “I” Student : OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

DHOTI KO BUDDHI DHOTI decided to study English. He learnt an essay on ‘FRIEND’, . . . But in the exam an essay on ‘FATHER’ came. . . . . He replaced friend with father in the essay. . . . . . . HE wrote : I am a

शेरे:- त्यो TV को मूल्य कति हो ???? पसले :- म पाखेहरुलाई कुनै सामान बेच्दिन . , शेरे १ महिना पछि केश र दाह्री काटेर राम्रो भएर फेरी जान्छ , शेरे ;- त्यो TV को मूल्य कति हो ???? , पसले :- म पाखेहरुलाई कुनै सामान बेच्दिन , . शेरे

Alphabets are so Intelligently Arranged “A”lways “B”e “C”ool. “D”on’t have “E”go with ” F”riends.n Family “G”iveup ” H”urting “I”ndividuals. “J”ust “K”eep “L”oving “M”ankind. “N”ever “O”mit “P”rayers. “Q”uietly “R”emember “S”peak “T”ruth. “U”se “V”alid “W”ords. “X”press “Y”our “Z”eal..

Troll english 1. Principal To Student…”I Saw You Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling Cigarette… ?” 2. Class Teacher Once Said :”Pick Up The Paper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!” 3. Once Hindi Teacher Said….”I’m Going Out Of The World To America..” 4.”..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY

Killing English teacher troll 1. Principal To Student…”I Saw ytou Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling Cigarette… ?” 2. Class Teacher Once Said :”Pick Up The Paper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!” 3. Once Hindi Teacher Said….”I’m Going Out Of The World To America..” 4.”..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT