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I can’t marry you

BF to Gf : Seems like I wont be able to marry you. GF : But why? BF : Yesterday I’d gone to your house. GF : So…. Did my father say anything? Or my brother said anything? BF : No.. They didn’t say anything. But I met your your …

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I’m going to be a father.

Once a friend was sitting in a park in a sad mood. Another friend came and asked what was the problem. 1st friend replied, “I’m going to be a father.” 2nd friend : so, whats the problem. Instead it’s a good news. 1st friend : I’m going to be a …

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Boy and his shopping bag

Once a father was preparing to cook since his wife was away due to some work. It was a evening time and electricity was not available. He noticed that there was candle as well as potato and oil. So he asked his son to go to the shop and bring …

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How did a boy came to this earth?

Once a boy came running to his mother with a very anxious face. And the boy asked to his mother, “Mom… Mom.. How did I came to this world?” Mother surprised with the question, “My little boy… Once a angel came to our house and put you in my arms …

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( Adult ) Our Father never uses raincoat

Once a lady was pregnant and there were twins growing in her womb. Suddenly twins felt like earthquake. 1st baby : Look bro, It seems like father is with the mother. 2nd baby : Nop bro, Its not our father. May be he is a Uncle next door. Because our …

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Come give your FATHER a big hug

At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret which makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth”. The boy decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he …

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I wish to make him my new father

DHOTI KO BUDDHI DHOTI decided to study English. He learnt an essay on ‘FRIEND’, . . . But in the exam an essay on ‘FATHER’ came. . . . . He replaced friend with father in the essay. . . . . . . HE wrote : I am a …

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What does your father do?

(bf and gf were on date) Girlfriend : What does your father do? Boyfriend : He is the owner of KFC Girlfriend : Wow! So rich! I always hear about KFC but whats the full form of KFC Boyfriend : Kallu Fruit Chhat LOL

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You are the father of one of my kid

A Lady on telephone: Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you.. Man: Do u know me.. Lady : Yes, You are the father of one of my kid. Man stunned, Oh my God! Are You Sangeeta???? No Are You Preeti??? No Are You Nisha? No Minal? No …

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Modern Son

Modern Son : Father and son went to hotel together.. . .. . Father : Waiter! Bring us 1 can beer and 1 ice cream.. FAssssttt Son : Why Ice Cream Dad??? Don’t you like Beer?

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