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Son: Dad who is Mr. Xian Jang? Father: He is a Chinese President.

A man once asked his father, “Father, how will I ever find the right woman?” His father replied, “Forget finding the right woman, Focus on being the right man.”

Teacher to student in a class, “What is the difference between Biology & Sociology ? Student : If a newly born baby looks like his father, it is Biology but if he looks like the neighbor that’s Sociology! xD xD

A girl was chatting on fb with a stranger… Stranger: Hey pretty, could You plz give me your email Id? Girl: Oh Yes, for sure! Its [email protected] Stranger: Mine is [email protected]

BF to Gf : Seems like I wont be able to marry you. GF : But why? BF : Yesterday I’d gone to your house. GF : So…. Did my father say anything? Or my brother said anything? BF : No.. They didn’t say anything. But I met your your

Once a friend was sitting in a park in a sad mood. Another friend came and asked what was the problem. 1st friend replied, “I’m going to be a father.” 2nd friend : so, whats the problem. Instead it’s a good news. 1st friend : I’m going to be a

Once a father was preparing to cook since his wife was away due to some work. It was a evening time and electricity was not available. He noticed that there was candle as well as potato and oil. So he asked his son to go to the shop and bring

Once a boy came running to his mother with a very anxious face. And the boy asked to his mother, “Mom… Mom.. How did I came to this world?” Mother surprised with the question, “My little boy… Once a angel came to our house and put you in my arms

Once a lady was pregnant and there were twins growing in her womb. Suddenly twins felt like earthquake. 1st baby : Look bro, It seems like father is with the mother. 2nd baby : Nop bro, Its not our father. May be he is a Uncle next door. Because our

At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret which makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth”. The boy decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he

Teacher : Your son has failed, See his report. Eng – 20 Math – 15 Opt. math – 18 Phy – 13 Chem – 15 SSt. – 17 Total – 98 Father : Wow, He has done excellent in Total… Who is the teacher of subject “Total”?

I’ve loved one person Unconditionally. He’s the most Caring, and Generous, and Charming And Flat out the Funniest guy I’ll ever know… He’s my father.

A “daddys little girl” Is the one who would rather get her Hands Covered in Engine oil with Dad, Than stay in the House and bake buns with her Mother!

No matter how Old I get, No matter how often I stay out with Friends, No matter how far I move away with my Husband, No matter how many Children i have, No matter how many Grandchildren i will have…. Daddy, I will still be your little Girl!

Someday I will find my Prince But my Daddy will always be my King

A Dad is someone, who wants to Catch you before you Fall But instead Picks you up, Brushes You off, and lets you Try Again.

DHOTI KO BUDDHI DHOTI decided to study English. He learnt an essay on ‘FRIEND’, . . . But in the exam an essay on ‘FATHER’ came. . . . . He replaced friend with father in the essay. . . . . . . HE wrote : I am a

(bf and gf were on date) Girlfriend : What does your father do? Boyfriend : He is the owner of KFC Girlfriend : Wow! So rich! I always hear about KFC but whats the full form of KFC Boyfriend : Kallu Fruit Chhat LOL

A Lady on telephone: Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you.. Man: Do u know me.. Lady : Yes, You are the father of one of my kid. Man stunned, Oh my God! Are You Sangeeta???? No Are You Preeti??? No Are You Nisha? No Minal? No

Modern Son : Father and son went to hotel together.. . .. . Father : Waiter! Bring us 1 can beer and 1 ice cream.. FAssssttt Son : Why Ice Cream Dad??? Don’t you like Beer?