Tag Archives: Girl

Boy & girl are like Mobile & Water. Boy - Mobile Girl - Water

Me : Whats your Age ? She : Don't you know girl's age shouldn't be asked? Me : Ok .. Ok.. Sorry !

Police: Do you know the number of a car that had hit you and ran away? Color as well if you remember. Man: No.. I couldn't see the number... But I know how does she looks like

GF: Don’t talk to her. BF: Why? GF: She’s such a slut. BF: See you don’t get it, but this is encouragement!

A girl’s Laugh is much more Cheerful than a Boys. But a Boy’s Tears are much more meaningful than a Girls.

If a girl is Silent, it’s Dangerous. They’re either : – About to blow up, – Need a hug, – Falling apart, – Crying inside, Or – All of the above

In a bathroom, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know who is that boy? . . . . . . . . . . . Stupid! It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

A month ago, I gave my number to this beautiful girl. She said “I will text you when I get home”. I think she’s homeless. She hasn’t called me yet !!

When a boy Loves truly He behaves like a Child..!! . . . . . But . . . . . . When a Girl loves truly, she behaves like a Mother..!!

Feelings of a Married GirL (Dedicated To All Girls) Here I Am siting in my Room at night Thinking hard about life… How it change from a careless university life to strict in laws life.. ? How tiny pocket money changed to husband’s huge pocket full of salary.. But then

A Touching Story!!! Boy:: Touches Girl’s Hand. Girl:: Touches Boy’s Hand. . . . . . . What a touching story

GIRL : “Last night I had a dream of you.” . . BOY (got excited): “What Did I Do For You Coming In Your Dream ” ? . . GIRL replied : We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. “Everyone swam to

(Girl in restaurant, calls a waiter) Girl : Who is that boy on the table no. 10? Waiter : Madam, his name is Harke. Girl : He has been ruining my mood since 1 hour. Waiter : But madam, he is a very nice guy. He hasn’t seen you just

(Two friends talking) Ram : I have heard that you left eating meat, Is it true? Hari : Yes, I left it. Ram : You also left drinking alcohol? Hari : Yeaps ! Ram : And smoking too? Hari : Yes, Everything! Ram : So why didn’t you marry that

If a girl has enough balance in her mobile, It means she has a boyfriend for sure. If a boy has enough balance in his mobile, It means he doesn’t have any girlfriend for sure.

I was in class 7th She was in 4th . I was in 8th She was in 6th . I was in 9th She was in 8th . I was in 10th She was also in 10th. . Neither I failed Nor she Jumped. . PS : In the above

शेरे ट्राफिक सिग्नलमा बाइक रोकेर बसेको थियो । उसैबेला उसको टाउको चिलाएछ । शेरेले हेल्मेट बाहिरबाट टाउको कन्याएछ । एउटी स्कुटीमा आएकि केटिले अचम्म लागेर भनिछे: तिमी पागल त भएनौ ? हेल्मेट खोलेर पो टाउको कन्याउनु पर्छ । . . . . . . . . शेरे: अलि बिचार गरेर

Girl went to a shop to buy bra. Girl : Hello, Can you show some Bra for me? Shop Keeper : Is 36 ok for you? Girl : A bit smaller Shopkeeper : Wait… 32? Girl : Hmmm .. abit smaller Shopkeeper : Here you are… 28 ! Girl :

A man went to office in a hurry. He forget his office file. To tell his wife to keep that file safe, he phoned in home and his7 years old daughter picks the phone: “Hi dear, this is dad. Is mommy near the phone?” “No daddy she is upstairs in

(Boy uploaded a pic in Facebook holding a dog) Girl commented, “Which one is You?” Boy replied, “The one holding you!”