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Sometimes you are unsatisfied with your Life, While many people in this world are Dreaming of Living your Life.. A Child on a Farm sees a Plane fly overhead & Dreams of Flying, But a Pilot on the Plane sees the Farmhouse & Dreams of Returning Home. That’s Life!! Enjoy

A month ago, I gave my number to this beautiful girl. She said “I will text you when I get home”. I think she’s homeless. She hasn’t called me yet !!

Friends are like second family you make for yourself. Friendship makes you feel home though you’re not at home.

A man wins 1 million dollars, He calls his wife, “Honey! Pack your stuff I won a million dollars”, Wife responds : “Honey, should I pack heavy or light clothes?” Husband : “Who cares, just pack and get out because I don’t want to see you when I come home!”

Here is some food for thought… Older citizen should be put in Prison : – They will get a shower a day, – Video surveillance in case of problems, – Three meals a day, – Access to a library, computer, TV, gym, – Doctors on-site, -Free medication if needed. Put

Once a father was preparing to cook since his wife was away due to some work. It was a evening time and electricity was not available. He noticed that there was candle as well as potato and oil. So he asked his son to go to the shop and bring

If tears could build a stairway, And memories a lane, I’d walk right up to Heaven And bring you home again.

Handsome boy was waiting for the bus Girl stoppd car & asked,”You want lift?” Boy : “No thanx. My home is on GROUND FLOOR”

Two girls were driving to Disneyland. The sign said : Disneyland Left So they started crying and headed home

(Son came home late) Mother : son, why are you late? Son : I’d gone to watch movie, mom. Mother : which movie? Son : Mother’s Love Mother : Ok.. There is next movie in the home aswell Son : Which one? Mother : Angry Father

The only thing I wanna do is, Come Home and See you Smiling at me.

Employee : Sir, you called me? Boss : Yeah,go to the rest room and masturbate. Employee : (After few mins) ,done sir Boss : Do it again. Employee : Done again, sir. Boss : Do it once more Employee : Now I don’t have stamina for it, sir. Boss :