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In a mental hospital, a patient (mad) was after the doctor holding a knife in his hand. Doctor was running here and there and the mad patient was following him. The doctor went all round the hospital and everybody was saying that the mad person is gonna kill the doctor.

Once a husband was in the hospital taking his last breathe. His wife was with him so he thought he’d make confess of whatever mistake he had done in his life. Husband : I’m sorry dear. I stole your ornaments and sold that and spend all that money on prostitutes.

When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in an Australian country town, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meagre possessions, They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the

Two patients were in the same room of a hospital. One of the patient had a bed near the window and next patient at the other corner of the room with no window. Both of the patient were seriously ill. The patient near the window was allowed to sit up

A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. “Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “Are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, I’m only here to wash