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A man wins 1 million dollars, He calls his wife, “Honey! Pack your stuff I won a million dollars”, Wife responds : “Honey, should I pack heavy or light clothes?” Husband : “Who cares, just pack and get out because I don’t want to see you when I come home!”

Once a boy bought a lottery ticket for Rs. 10 and won a lottery of 10 lakhs. Organizer told the boy that they will give 1 lakh cash right now and other remaining 19 lakhs every week starting from next week. The boy replied,”Do I look like a fool?? Either

A man walked into a bank and walked up to the teller. He said, “I want to open a f***ing bank account.” Astonished, the lady replied, “I’m sorry sir, but we don’t tolerate that kind of language at this banking establishment.” With that said she walked up to the bank