Tag Archives: Marriage

Yamraj (God of Death) asked to 3 ladies.. . . “Have you ever kissed anyone????? . . 1st lady : Yes, before marriage…. . . Yamraj: Go to hell….. . . 2nd lady : After marriage….. . Yamaraj : Go to heaven . . . . . 3rd lady :

Boy1 : Meet My Wife Tina. Boy2 : Oh! I Know Her Boy1 : Oh How? Boy2 : Actually We Were Caught Sleeping Together 😐 Boy1 : What?? What The Hell? :-@ . . . . . . . . . Boy2 : During Lecture In Maths Class… Dude Think

Various stages of marriage: 1st : MAD for each other, 2nd : MADE for each other, 3rd : MAD at each other 4th : MAD because of each other. What’s Marriage? – MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person Nonsense..!.

A good Marriage Would be between a Blind wife and a Deaf husband.

A Successful Marriage requires Falling in Love many times, Always with the same Person.

One Line Humor… [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! [4] I

Most people get married believing myth that marriage is a beautiful box full of all the things they have longed for : companionship, intimacy, friendship etc. The truth is that marriage at the start is an empty box. You must put something in before you can take anything out. There

WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS : SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay and children play LIFE INSURANCE : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. NURSE : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. MARRIAGE : It’s an agreement in

New way of Proposing… Boy: Can I take a photo. Girl: Why? Boy: Just wanted 2 show my children, . . . How their mom looked in her younger age.

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.