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1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason

Stars, You are the First Star I see every Night You Shine ever so Bright While Other Stars may Dim and Hide out of Sights You are also the Last Star in Arriving Morning Light It’s the joy you bring that keeps our Friendship Tight On feeling you I know

My wife was brushing her teeth this morning when I noticed she was spitting blood. I said, “Why don’t you try using Corsodyl Mouthwash?” She said, “Fuck off, why don’t you try keeping your fists to yourself.”

Being in Love with You, Makes every Morning worth Getting up for.