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Dad: Neither you watch TV nor you read the newspaper, how come you know about all the breaking news before us? . . Me: I own a Facebook page dad !! Lol

Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked “What do you have under the newspaper, mister?” “A bird,” the guy