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Do a lot of exercise for good health

A newly certified doctor opened up a Clinic. On his opening day, a person comes to his clinic. To show as if like he is busy, Doctor picks up his phone and acts like he is talking to a client on the other side. Doctor puts down the phone and

In a mental hospital, a patient (mad) was after the doctor holding a knife in his hand. Doctor was running here and there and the mad patient was following him. The doctor went all round the hospital and everybody was saying that the mad person is gonna kill the doctor.

Two patients were in the same room of a hospital. One of the patient had a bed near the window and next patient at the other corner of the room with no window. Both of the patient were seriously ill. The patient near the window was allowed to sit up

A NURSE kept Patient’s FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN Patient STARTED DANCING . NURSE : Why are you DANCING??? . . Patient : Next is URINE TEST….

Good things come to those who Believe, Better things come to those who are Patient and The best things come to those who Don’t Give Up.

Let Love come to You, Be Patient. In fairy Tales They don’t find each other until the last page.

Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient : Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient : 24 hours! That’s terrible! What could be