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A politician had to give a speech in a function. He asked his P.A to prepare short speech. P.A prepared a speech and gave it to the Politician. (After the speech was over) Politician : I told you to prepare the short speech.. not 3 page long story. P. A

WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS : SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay and children play LIFE INSURANCE : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. NURSE : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. MARRIAGE : It’s an agreement in

A plane carrying some politicians from Nepal crashed on a remote farm, when the police arrived the farm, they found out all the politicians were already buried by the farmer Then they asked POLICE: Are you sure they were all dead before you buried them? FARMER : Yes I’m sure