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Son: Dad who is Mr. Xian Jang? Father: He is a Chinese President.

A little old lady went into the Bank of America one day carrying a bag of money. She insists that she must speak with the President of the bank to open a savings account because it’s a lot of money. They finally get her into the president’s office and he

What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter. Son: then OK. Dad goes to Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO

An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, “I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can’t afford to die.” So he took the first parachute and left the plane. The second passenger, Julia