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Teacher to a grade 2 student: Who is the youngest member in your family? Student: Dad! Teacher: Youngest means smallest dear son?

-This is Student Life- 1- SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes . 2- SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way . 3- PRESENTATI ON SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions 4- EDITING : Your report contains

A Lizard found in Mid-day meal in school in China. . . . . . . . . . . 15 children injured while fighting for it.

Two best friends coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands.. . . 1st friend : Which paper was it?? 2nd friend : I think Math… . . 1st: (surprisingly): You read the question paper?? 2nd: NO..! I saw a girl sitting besides me using a

The difference between School and Life ? In School you’re Taught a lesson and then given a Test, In life, You’re given a test that Teaches You a lesson.

(Teacher in a class room was asking questions to student) Teacher to one of the student, “Tell me thw chemical formula of water” Student replied, “H2SO4 + CACO3+MgSO4+KOH+CaSO4” What? student : “Sir, this is not mine fault. It’s the fault of Water supply Authority of our city..

(Teacher in a junior class) “Ram stand up and say from 1 to 10” 1 2 3 4 5 7 8 9 10 Teacher asked, “Where is 6?” Student replied, “In the news I heard in radio, it said 6 died in accident.”

I was in class 7th She was in 4th . I was in 8th She was in 6th . I was in 9th She was in 8th . I was in 10th She was also in 10th. . Neither I failed Nor she Jumped. . PS : In the above

Ram : Hey dude, whats up? You look sad today! Shyam : Yo bro.. Kind of down. I had sent a letter to my dad asking for money to buy books but.. Ram : So.. Your dad didn’t send any money? Shyam : (making more sad face) I had asked

New way of writing answers in Exams. If you don’t know the answer, Then put lines like this : . ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| . and write below : “Scratch here for ANSWERS”

The teacher can open the door, But you must enter by Yourself.

एउटा सत्य घटना : 2070 बैशाख 10 गते, रामेछाप जिल्ला लामिडाँडा गाविस वडा नं 5 निबासी रामप्रसाद चौलागाँईकी 5 बर्षिया छोरी कल्पना चौलागाँईलाई निजकै बाउ र काका मिलेर, उनको ईच्छा बिपरित जबरजस्ति … . . . . स्कुल पठाइदिएछन ।

Today is the oral test of English Grammar. Teacher : Tell me a sentence that starts with”I” Student : I is the … Teacher : Stop! Never put “is” after “I” Always put ‘am’ after “I” Student : OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret which makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth”. The boy decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he

School caught on fire. Students were happy that they don’t have to come School for few days. Children were shouting. One of the child among the crowd was looking sad. So the teacher asked, “Why are you sad?” Student replied : School building caught on fire but You are outside

Friendship… Is not something you Learn in School. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of Friendship, You really haven’t learned Anything

EXAM PATTERN : 1995 : Answer all Questions. 2000 : Answer any 5 Questions. 2010 : Answer either A or B 2015 : At least read the Question. 2020 : Thanks for Coming

A cute excuse: Teacher – Why are you late? Student – Mom & dad were fighting. Teacher – So what made You late if they were fighting? Student – 1 shoe was in mom’s hand and 1 in dad’s hand

If you still don’t have a facebook account then . . . . . . all your school friends will presume that you are dead

Son : Dad, theres a small get together in school… Are you coming with me? Dad : Whats this small get together? Son ; You, me and the Principal