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Son: Dad who is Mr. Xian Jang? Father: He is a Chinese President.

A man once asked his father, “Father, how will I ever find the right woman?” His father replied, “Forget finding the right woman, Focus on being the right man.”

3 year old Boy was trying to write love letter. Dad : What are You writing my Son ? Son : Love letter to my GF Dad : So You know how to write ? Son : Then what, she also don’t know how to read, Its love Dad, You

Udas xoro lai dekhera baau ! . Baau :- K bho chhora ?? . . Chhora :- Kei haina dad ! . . Baau :- Bhanna bhan, ma tero sathi jastai ho ni !! . . . . . Chhora :- Hya kei haina k myachiss ! tero chamma sanga

A boy was sitting alone. He looked sad. His friend came to him and asked, “Hey bro, You look sad! Is everything alright?” Boy ; No.. Nothing is Ok. The girl whom I loved so much got married to other. Friend said, “Didn’t you tell him that you are the

(Tim is in classroom with black eye) Teacher: – what’s wrong? Tim :- our house is very small. Me, my mom, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, ‘Tim are you sleeping?’ Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives

At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret which makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth”. The boy decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he

Teacher : Your son has failed, See his report. Eng – 20 Math – 15 Opt. math – 18 Phy – 13 Chem – 15 SSt. – 17 Total – 98 Father : Wow, He has done excellent in Total… Who is the teacher of subject “Total”?

बाऊ : जा त छोरा मलाई fridge बाट १ ग्लास चिसो पानी लिएर आइजो | बालै : म अहिले जानु सक्दिन dad, म video game खेल्दै छु | अर्को छोरा : छोड दिनु dad, यो साले एकदम मात्तेको छ | हजुर आफै लिन जानु ,बरु आउदा मलाई पनि १ ग्लास

Dad : Give me your Mobile for a Minute.. . . Son:”Wait dad, Let me Switch it on.. . Gf Pic delete, Girls Number list delete, Phone call Received delete, Delete, Delete, Delete, Memory Card Format.. . . . Son : Here it is. . Dad:”Thanks… I Just want to

A Lady on telephone: Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you.. Man: Do u know me.. Lady : Yes, You are the father of one of my kid. Man stunned, Oh my God! Are You Sangeeta???? No Are You Preeti??? No Are You Nisha? No Minal? No

Modern Son : Father and son went to hotel together.. . .. . Father : Waiter! Bring us 1 can beer and 1 ice cream.. FAssssttt Son : Why Ice Cream Dad??? Don’t you like Beer?

(Son came home late) Mother : son, why are you late? Son : I’d gone to watch movie, mom. Mother : which movie? Son : Mother’s Love Mother : Ok.. There is next movie in the home aswell Son : Which one? Mother : Angry Father

My wife and I went to see a psychiatrist. “What can I do for you?” He asked. “Our son has got an imaginary friend,” said my wife. “There is nothing wrong with a good healthy imagination to help a child to develop, and this is very common and nothing to

Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl. Father : That’s great son. Who is she? Son : It’s Sandra, the neighbors daughter. Father : Ohhh I wish u hadn’t said that. I have to tell u something son, but u must promise not

Dad: Neither you watch TV nor you read the newspaper, how come you know about all the breaking news before us? . . Me: I own a Facebook page dad !! Lol

I Remember once on my birthday . . . When I was young, I asked my Dad: ‘Why are you wearing such old clothes at My birthday dad ? ‘ He said : ‘Because the Money I have is enough to Buy New Clothes for only one person , who

Dad Watching FashionTV… Suddenly son came… Dad : They really are poor.. They even don’t have money to buy clothes… . . . Son :. If You want to see even more poor girl I’ve got few CD dad..

DAD : When I beat you, how do you control your anger? SON : I start cleaning the toilet. DAD : How does that satisfy you ? SON : I clean it with your toothbrush..