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Once a religious guru was giving a speech in front of a mass of people. John, his wife and his mother in law were also listening to the guru. Guru asked to raise the hand who want to go to heaven. John’s wife and mother in law raised their hand.

A politician had to give a speech in a function. He asked his P.A to prepare short speech. P.A prepared a speech and gave it to the Politician. (After the speech was over) Politician : I told you to prepare the short speech.. not 3 page long story. P. A