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When God created woman, he was working late on the 6th day……. An angel came by and asked.”Why spend so much time on her ?”. . The lord answered.”Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?” “She must be washable but not made of plastic,…

Cheers to womanhood!!! Yes…I ‘m a woman; A bundle of joy; I dance around the house when nobody is home; I’m a priceless shower of love; Call me a Drug. I’m a Princess, I’m a Queen. I’m Pungent when I don’t like; I’m also Sarcastic sweet. Call me your Mother,

In 1814, Women had no Rights. In 1914, Women fought for Rights In 2014, Women are always Rights.

Who says a woman’s life is easy????? One hand on FRYING PAN, other on MOBILE, One ear on cooker whistle, Other on GOSSIP, One eye on TV, Other on HUSBAND Which idiot said.. A WOMAN’S LIFE is EASY ! Its very BUSY. Respect women

Q – You know why women love shoes? A – Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. Q – Why can’t Women Drive well? A – Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. Q – Why can’t Women

Seven complicated facts about Women : 1. They believe in saving. 2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes. 3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear. 4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully. 5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied. 6. Never satisfied, but

When a woman Loves You, You are a Husband , When a few women love you, You are a Man , When many women love you, You are a Lover , When hundreds of women Love You, You are an Idol , When thousands of women love you, You are

After Drinking: Men talk Unnecessarily, Become Emotional, Drive Badly, Stop Thinking, Fight 4 nothing, . . . . , Women can do all dis without Drinking…!!! Natural talent….!! 😛