Jokes

The Best Relation Ever Is Between TWO EYES… They Blink Together Move Together Cry Together See Together And Sleep Together Still They Never See Each Others But When They Saw A Girl 1 Will Blink And Another Will Not Moral Of The Story :- A Girl Can Break Any Kind

Yamraj (God of Death) asked to 3 ladies.. . . “Have you ever kissed anyone????? . . 1st lady : Yes, before marriage…. . . Yamraj: Go to hell….. . . 2nd lady : After marriage….. . Yamaraj : Go to heaven . . . . . 3rd lady :

AN IRRITATING 8 YEAR OLD BOY . . . . . . . . . . . . . Father : Son can you please go and buy me a soft drink! Son: Coke or Pepsi? Father : Coke Son : Diet or Regular? Father : Regular Son : Bottle

John rings a call centre and said, “My internet is not working properly” (Lady customer representative picks up the phone) Lady :-Ok..Double click on “My computer” john :- I can’t see Your computer Lady :-No no… click on “My computer” on your computer John :- How can I click on

A Lizard found in Mid-day meal in school in China. . . . . . . . . . . 15 children injured while fighting for it.

In a bathroom, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know who is that boy? . . . . . . . . . . . Stupid! It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

A month ago, I gave my number to this beautiful girl. She said “I will text you when I get home”. I think she’s homeless. She hasn’t called me yet !!

Boy1 : Meet My Wife Tina. Boy2 : Oh! I Know Her Boy1 : Oh How? Boy2 : Actually We Were Caught Sleeping Together 😐 Boy1 : What?? What The Hell? :-@ . . . . . . . . . Boy2 : During Lecture In Maths Class… Dude Think

(Wedding Night ) Husband : Dear, Did you have bf before our Marriage? Wife stays silent Husband : What conclusion should I make of this Silence? Wife : Can’t You stay silent for a while….. I’m counting my ex-es in my hand to give you the answer.

A person at Police station Person : Whose photo is that in the notice board? Police : The person in the photo is a criminal who has not been caught yet. Person : Thats weird. Why didn’t you guyz catch him while taking the photo?

Teacher to student in a class, “What is the difference between Biology & Sociology ? Student : If a newly born baby looks like his father, it is Biology but if he looks like the neighbor that’s Sociology! xD xD

Childhood is time when You like Jerry and admire his Smartness. Maturity is time when You understand that Jerry is a complete asshole and You feel sorry for Tom

In 1814, Women had no Rights. In 1914, Women fought for Rights In 2014, Women are always Rights.

After getting the friend request on facebook from an unknown guy. . Girl : Hey do I know you ? Boy : Of course no !!! Girl : Then why the hell did you send me a request? . . . . Boy : Well Facebook suggests me to add

There is nothing more expensive than a female tear… . . . . . . . . . When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with “loreal” eyeliner and “Dior” mascara … Then when it comes down to cheek… It mixes with D&G blusher … And in case

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him… . . . ‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?… I want to gift it to my wife.. .!!’ . . . . Lady : Don’t give her….some Idiot will find an excuse to talk to her …!

3 year old Boy was trying to write love letter. Dad : What are You writing my Son ? Son : Love letter to my GF Dad : So You know how to write ? Son : Then what, she also don’t know how to read, Its love Dad, You

A boy found Aladdin’s lamp, Genie came out of it. He asked him to increase all girls brain ten times more..!! . . . . . Genie laughed & said: . . Multiplication does not apply on zero..!!

Two best friends coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands.. . . 1st friend : Which paper was it?? 2nd friend : I think Math… . . 1st: (surprisingly): You read the question paper?? 2nd: NO..! I saw a girl sitting besides me using a

A Doctor opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic: Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-. A CLEVER Man comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000. He says to the Doctor: I cant feel any taste on my tongue…