Jokes

According to my parents- . . . Every problem has only one solution- . . . . . . , . . . . . “Just throw away the damn phone”

Girl: Do You like me ? Boy: No !!! . . … . (girl got sad) Boy: Why are you sad? Girl: because You don’t like me. Boy : You never asked that do You love me. Girl: Awww !! OK !! Do You love me? ? Boy: No !!!

I Think The Guy Who Invented Ties Was Trying To Commit Suicide . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Then He Saw Himself In The Mirror And Thought… Wait, This Looks Nice.!

A Touching Story!!! Boy:: Touches Girl’s Hand. Girl:: Touches Boy’s Hand. . . . . . . What a touching story

A girl was chatting on fb with a stranger… Stranger: Hey pretty, could You plz give me your email Id? Girl: Oh Yes, for sure! Its [email protected] Stranger: Mine is [email protected]

“Real Heart Touching Story” A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As A Birthday Gift to His Girlfriend. Next Day He Asked About The Gift . B0y: Hows The Bird?? . . . . . Girl : Very Tasty xD xP

Bhuwan and Rajesh were fighting . Bhuwan : Ma sanga neu nakhoj….ma baag ko baccha ho..!! . Rajesh : Hora…..sachi yo van ta….baag tero ghar aako thiyo ki aunty jungle janu vako thiyo…???

Height of innocence .. A small girl looks at her brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently . . .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. “Everyday You come to meet my brother, Don’t you have your own brother?

Employee : Sir, Your Account Has Been Hacked. Boss: Facebook?? . . . . . . . . . No Sir, Your Bank Account. . . Boss: Oh, Thank God.. My Facebook account is Safe xD xD

One boy used to call to his Maths teacher home daily. Teachers wife picks up the phone : How many times do I have to tell you, your teacher passed away. Why do You call daily? Boy : Because it feels great to hear that.. HAHAAHAAAAAAAHA

A Man Asked God: Why Did You Made Woman So Cute? God Said: So You Can Love Her.. Man Asks, “But God Y Did You Made Her So Stupid?” God Says : So She Can Love You too…

Husband and wife are watching movie in Cinema hall. Wife : Hey dear, somebody is trying to put hands inside my blouse. Husband : Hahah Let him do that….. Foolish person. .. He doesn’t know that the money purse is with me.

Reason why you should never visit a 5 star Hotel … Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit, juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?” Answer: “Tea please” Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?” Answer :

Michael : Yaar bro, A guy looted me last night… my money, watch, gold chain.. everything !! John : But.. How is that possible?? You had a gun? Michael : Luckily I hide it, otherwise the guy would have taken my gun as well..

In a mental hospital, a patient (mad) was after the doctor holding a knife in his hand. Doctor was running here and there and the mad patient was following him. The doctor went all round the hospital and everybody was saying that the mad person is gonna kill the doctor.

GIRL : “Last night I had a dream of you.” . . BOY (got excited): “What Did I Do For You Coming In Your Dream ” ? . . GIRL replied : We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. “Everyone swam to

Once a boy was taking his cows and goats to jungle. His friend – who was too fool but used to act like he was the smartest one was passing by and he asked, “Where are you taking these animals in this chilly morning?” Boy replied, “I’m taking these animals

Once a man had gone to USA. He worked there for few years and came back to his own country. While coming back he brought a advanced Robot with him which could recognize the person related to the owner. It was a very well programmed robot. Once a man ordered

एउटा शिक्षकले A, B, C,D… पढाउँदा A फर अम्बरेको बुढी, B फर बलेको बुढी, C फर चन्द्रको बुढी……. M फर मानेको बुढी भनेर पढाउँथ्यो। उसले M सम्म मात्रै पढाएको थियो। एक पटक निरीक्षक आएछ र सोध्न थालेछ । M सम्म सबै लेटरहरु चिन्दै गएछ त्यस भन्दा पछि भने चिनेनछ ।

Old man to his relatives : Out of my 4 son, elder one did MBA, 2nd son did Ma, 3rd did PHD and youngest son is a thief. Old man’s relative : Then why don’t you take your son to police. He’ll be in jail for some months and he’ll