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Dhyan Diyera Padhnus..Ekdum Ramro cha ! Ek Choti Radha Ji Le Krishna Ji lai Sodhinn: Ris K ho? Krishna Ji Le Ekdum Mitho Jawaf Dinu Bho: Kasai Ko Galti Ko Sajaye Aafai lai dinu ! Ek Choti Radha ji Le Krishna Ji Lai Sodhinn: Dosti ra Maya maa K Farak

A Girl’s character represents the character of her family.. . . . Where as . . . . A Boy’s character represents his friends.

This is a warning to all those people who don’t SMOKE or DRINK… . . . . . . . . . . . One day All your friends will Die and you will be left Alone.

Real achievement, is when, . . . You can wish your friend on their Birthday . . . . . . . before their bf or gf can. LOL

Isn’t it Funny ? . . when you put things in a safe place . . . . . & then forget where the safe place is.

Alphabets are so Intelligently Arranged “A”lways “B”e “C”ool. “D”on’t have “E”go with ” F”riends.n Family “G”iveup ” H”urting “I”ndividuals. “J”ust “K”eep “L”oving “M”ankind. “N”ever “O”mit “P”rayers. “Q”uietly “R”emember “S”peak “T”ruth. “U”se “V”alid “W”ords. “X”press “Y”our “Z”eal..

Funny English Essay on ‘cow’ (read at ur own risk. U may forget your own English by the time you finish reading) … … … … He is the cow. He has 4 legs together 2 towards And 2 afterwards. It gives milk which comes from 4 taps attached to

There Is A Special Place In Hell For All Those students Who Says – . . . . “Damn., I didn’t write anything .. sure.. I will be failed” And Gets good Marks..!!

Best way to propose a girl.. . . Take her to sea, . Say her to sit in a boat. . . Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say : “Marry Me” or “Leave My Boat”

Seven complicated facts about Women : 1. They believe in saving. 2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes. 3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear. 4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully. 5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied. 6. Never satisfied, but

Just heard a guy Say ; I’m a Vegetarian , but I eat Egg. . . Dude , Thats like saying , I’m Straight but sometimes i Kiss men.. LOL

If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT?? Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, Called a STAND? Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN But nobody wants to DIE? Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in

1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes. 2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there’s a 50% chance you’ll die within the next 3 years 3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly

TEN FANTASTIC WORDS. The most selfish one letter word. ” I ” Avoid it. . The most satisfying two letter word. “We” Use it. . The most poisonous three letter word. “Ego” Kill it. . The most used four letter word. “Love” Value it. . The most pleasing five letter

Welcome to the New Generation . . . . * where bathrooms have become a photo studio. . * where Sex is free and Love is costly . . * where if u don’t Cheat your partner , your not Sharp or Smart. . . * where Temples have turned

Boy jaba exam maa fail huncha…. Mom 3 words SENTENCE: ” AURA JAA GHUMNE ” . . . Gf bhi 3 words SENTENCS :”LAAJ LAGDAINA HAI ” . . . Saath le pni kei bhancha tara mann jitchan… . . . ” Oho ta pni testai “

If we loose a PEN, we can buy New 1 But.. If we loose PEN CAP, we cant buy new 1..! So… Always buy a ‘Tik Tik’ pen

Troll english 1. Principal To Student…”I Saw You Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling Cigarette… ?” 2. Class Teacher Once Said :”Pick Up The Paper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!” 3. Once Hindi Teacher Said….”I’m Going Out Of The World To America..” 4.”..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY

Kids Love Letters (: Dear Pinki, I love u. My dream i see u. Everywhere u. U no, i live no. I come red shirt tomorrow. U love i, u come red frock. I wait down mango tree. U no come, I jump tree. Sure come. Yours lovely, Jack Girl

One of Incident that happens with almost all of us :p . “When the teacher stops talking, You look up to make sure You will not be asked the questions”