Made In China Mobile Phone

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR PHONE IS MADE IN CHINA..
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1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging

2. The phone has TV, Touchscreen, Nail cutter,
fire lighter etc.

3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc.

5. When an aeroplane passes by it records”one missed call”

6. When a big truck hoots; it records “charger connected”

7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says”one Bluetooth device found “