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Don’t let people treat you like a CIGARETTE , They only use you when they are bored And step on when they are done. Be like DRUGS, let them DIE for you.

There is a kind of snake whose length increases by some mm every time it touches something. But that snake is such a special that if

In Fact Every thing is fair in Love and War. But I suggest you should do War and Never do Love. Because in War either you Live or Die. But in love neither you Live nor you Die

I Think The Guy Who Invented Ties Was Trying To Commit Suicide . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Then He Saw Himself In The Mirror And Thought… Wait, This Looks Nice.!

Reason why you should never visit a 5 star Hotel … Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit, juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?” Answer: “Tea please” Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?” Answer :

Once a husband was in the hospital taking his last breathe. His wife was with him so he thought he’d make confess of whatever mistake he had done in his life. Husband : I’m sorry dear. I stole your ornaments and sold that and spend all that money on prostitutes.

Ram was a great religious guru. Once a very rich person came to meet Guru Ram. Rich man : Guru, Will I go to heaven if I leave taking alcohol, non-veg items? Ram guru : Nop! Rich man : Will I go to heaven if I leave dating girls outside?

A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor : “Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology? The sailor said no to all his questions. Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy. After a while the boat started

२ जना प्रेमी-प्रेमिकाले आत्महत्या गर्ने निधो गरे। एउटा अग्लो पहाड बाट केटाले पहिला हाम फाल्यो। केटीले आफ्नो आँखा बन्द गरेर फर्किन लाग्दा.. केटाले हावा मै पैरासुट खोलेर भन्यो, मलाई थाहा थियो तँ बोक्सी सँगै हाम फाल्दिनस भनेर.. – त्यो दिन बाट प्राय: ठाउँमा Ladies First भन्ने गरिन्छ

Once a woodpecker was flying over the vehicle. But It collided with one of the car on the highway. The bird fainted. One kind hearted person took the bird to his home and put it inside cage. And put some food in there as well. After few hours, the bird

Why do stories have to be so long when told by a woman? Example: Man telling the story: “Hey you remember that fat guy who was dancing at the party? He died.” Woman telling the story: “Honey Do you remember my friend Jackie from work? The one who invited us

“I Love You, And I will Love You until I Die, And If there’s a Life after Death, I’ll Love You Then.” -Jace, City of Glass

When you are feeling alone like no one cares, read this cuz ….. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. At least fifteen people in this world love you. The only reason someone would ever hate you is becauze they want to be just like you.

Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. “How’d you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to death,” says the second. “That’s awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?” says the first. “It’s very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and