Why do stories have to be so long

Why do stories have to be so long when told by a woman?
Example: Man telling the story: “Hey you remember that fat guy who was dancing at the party? He died.”

Woman telling the story: “Honey Do you remember my friend Jackie from work? The one who invited us to her party! She just told me that Mike’s wife from the party, heard from James’ wife Cathy, that Philip told her that his brother Max, the fat guy from the party, choked on a piece of meat, or it could have been bread, I don’t remember, but anyway, she said that Max was rushed to the hospital late last night, after he suffocated from being choked by the bread. They did all they could do to save him, but he didn’t make it. I can’t believe it, that fat guy from the party died.