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Mommy is your Name

My Name is MOM…. The telephone’s ringing, the TV is Blaring. Sister is Crying’ cause Brother’s not Sharing. There’s a Spill on the carpet that no one will Claim. There’s no time for sitting when Mommy’s your name…. The Laundry is folded but not put Away. The Dishes you just

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Have you ever Kissed anyone?????

Yamraj (God of Death) asked to 3 ladies.. . . “Have you ever kissed anyone????? . . 1st lady : Yes, before marriage…. . . Yamraj: Go to hell….. . . 2nd lady : After marriage….. . Yamaraj : Go to heaven . . . . . 3rd lady :

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Please Stop Crying (Heart Touching)

A boy and a girl loved each other very much ..unfortunately the girl dies… Boy was upset so much he couldn’t stop his tears. He kept on crying day by night…Many people gave sympathy, but no arguments could stop his tears. One night he slept and had a dream. He

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Raise the hand who want to go to heaven

Once a religious guru was giving a speech in front of a mass of people. John, his wife and his mother in law were also listening to the guru. Guru asked to raise the hand who want to go to heaven. John’s wife and mother in law raised their hand.

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How to go to heaven?

Ram was a great religious guru. Once a very rich person came to meet Guru Ram. Rich man : Guru, Will I go to heaven if I leave taking alcohol, non-veg items? Ram guru : Nop! Rich man : Will I go to heaven if I leave dating girls outside?

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Heaven or Hell – Thats withun Us

A woman died and was on they way with “Death”. She reached the gate where heaven and hell was separated. Since she was a very good woman she was granted one wish: “Before I’m sent to anywhere let me visit both hell and heaven.” Her wish was granted. She was

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What if John went to hell?

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a Anaconda to swallow a human because even though it’s very bid, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that a her relatives living in africa – John was recently reported to be swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher

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