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I forgot to tell You that I got an increase in my salary At the end of the month I'm getting you a new Car..!

Can you please bring a bit of sugar for me from the Kitchen? . . Husband: It seems like we are out of sugar.

Wife : Shall we try different position tonight ? Husband: ( excited ) Yah sure why not.

If Your wife uses a dual sim phone, Save both the number under one name... Never save it as " wife 1" and "wife 2"

Wife is Cute When she is Mute. Husband is Honey, When he gives Money.

Euta couple train maa chadera surung tira jadaai thiye.. . . . . . HUSBAND:” malae pahilei surung yeti lamoo huncha vanney taha vako vaye daroo kiss garna hunthyo ne… . . . . . . . . . . WIFE:” Hey Bhagwaan teso vaye agiko hajur haina ra ???…

If your wife is still asleep when you have woken up, Give her a gentle kiss on the forehead. Watch your wife’s beauty secretly. Whenever you have the opportunity, Offer her a flower or a bouquet of flowers with a smile. Rather than trying to satisfy her too much, Feel

For My Dear Wife, On This Usual Day; I Write You This Poem, In My Own Special Way. I Wanted To Tell You, In Words Of My Own; You’re The Most Precious Person, That I’ve Ever Known. You’re The Prettiest Girl, Than Any I’ve Seen; Your Body Is Flawless, So

Once a man had gone to USA. He worked there for few years and came back to his own country. While coming back he brought a advanced Robot with him which could recognize the person related to the owner. It was a very well programmed robot. Once a man ordered

A man wins 1 million dollars, He calls his wife, “Honey! Pack your stuff I won a million dollars”, Wife responds : “Honey, should I pack heavy or light clothes?” Husband : “Who cares, just pack and get out because I don’t want to see you when I come home!”

Husband : Wouldn’t it been better if we had a son instead of daughter? Wife : We couldn’t have even this daughter If I’d been fully dependent on you.

There was a couple somewhere in the far city. They were very happy except they didn’t have child. So the man went to visit Priest and Priest told him that if he lights one candle in holy temple which is 500 km far from that city, he will have a

One day a husband was trying to repair the electrical socket. Husband : Hey honey, can you please come over here? Wife : Yes my King.. What can I do for you? Husband : Can You touch this red wire? Wife : Ok.. Husband : Did anything happen? Wife :

A wife called for help from her husband as she was cleaning dishes after dinner in the kitchen. She didn’t get any response. She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep on his files.. She walked closer to him, looked at the innocent face, played

Who says a woman’s life is easy????? One hand on FRYING PAN, other on MOBILE, One ear on cooker whistle, Other on GOSSIP, One eye on TV, Other on HUSBAND Which idiot said.. A WOMAN’S LIFE is EASY ! Its very BUSY. Respect women

No matter how Old I get, No matter how often I stay out with Friends, No matter how far I move away with my Husband, No matter how many Children i have, No matter how many Grandchildren i will have…. Daddy, I will still be your little Girl!

Wife: Can You help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do You think I am…a gardener ? Wife: Can You fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.

Wife (risaudai) :- Timro dimag ma matra gobar varya cha gobar !! . Husband (mayalu parale ) :- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ani agi dekhi kina khairaxau ta priye .