Tag Archives: mom

Mom: Go get the underwear from the Sales section. He: Mom, I need Levis underwear.

My Name is MOM…. The telephone’s ringing, the TV is Blaring. Sister is Crying’ cause Brother’s not Sharing. There’s a Spill on the carpet that no one will Claim. There’s no time for sitting when Mommy’s your name…. The Laundry is folded but not put Away. The Dishes you just

Touching thought for the day! I want to go back to the time.. When happiness means chocolates & biscuits, When victory means finishing my plate 1st, When safety means being in my Mom’s arms, When Dad’s shoulders were, the highest place on earth & touching the roof in his strong

Mom I know I do lots of Mistakes, You give me Punishments, but, I know you Cry for Punishing me

Who ran to help me when I fell, And would some pretty story tell

(Tim is in classroom with black eye) Teacher: – what’s wrong? Tim :- our house is very small. Me, my mom, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, ‘Tim are you sleeping?’ Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives

To Mom : I’m hungry…. I’m cold…. I’m hot Can I have.. I want to watch Where are you? Can you ask dad? Can you help me…. He hurt me She hurt me….. I want to go there When are we… ? Why are we…? Why cant we..? To DAD

A cute excuse: Teacher – Why are you late? Student – Mom & dad were fighting. Teacher – So what made You late if they were fighting? Student – 1 shoe was in mom’s hand and 1 in dad’s hand

"M" is for the million things she Gave me, "O" means only that she’s Growing Old, "T" is for the Tears she shed to Save me,

A True Girl should care her Boyfriend Like her Child… , A True Boy should value his Girlfriend Like his Mom… , Because… , No Boy can Hurt his Mom… , & , No Girl can Love Someone more then her own Child…

Boy jaba exam maa fail huncha…. Mom 3 words SENTENCE: ” AURA JAA GHUMNE ” . . . Gf bhi 3 words SENTENCS :”LAAJ LAGDAINA HAI ” . . . Saath le pni kei bhancha tara mann jitchan… . . . ” Oho ta pni testai “

Smoking is Injurious to Health, . . . . . . . . . . . . Especially if your Dad and Mom saw you Doing that.

A 6 year old boy was asked to write an essay about his mom, He wrote – “Combination of 26 alphabets and some millions words can never describe my loving mom”

केटी: ” प्राय मेरो मोबाइल मेरो ममीसँग धेरै बेर हुन्छ ।” . . शेरे: ” यदि मैले फोन गर्दा ममीले उठाउनु भो भनेँ के हुन्छ.. ??” . केटी: ” फोन नै उठाउनु हुन्न” शेरे: ” किन ?? . . . . केटी: ” किनकी मैले तिम्रो नम्बर ‘battery low’ को

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.” The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, “If my dad was an

A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically… so he asked his dad. His dad said, “Well, go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mail man for $1,000,000. He went and asked