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Sexy woman giving some money and some priceless things to beggars. Lucky Beggars !

You aren’t Wealthy Until You have something Money can’t Buy.

Wife is Cute When she is Mute. Husband is Honey, When he gives Money.

Husband and wife are watching movie in Cinema hall. Wife : Hey dear, somebody is trying to put hands inside my blouse. Husband : Hahah Let him do that….. Foolish person. .. He doesn’t know that the money purse is with me.

Once a husband was in the hospital taking his last breathe. His wife was with him so he thought he’d make confess of whatever mistake he had done in his life. Husband : I’m sorry dear. I stole your ornaments and sold that and spend all that money on prostitutes.

Ram : Hey dude, whats up? You look sad today! Shyam : Yo bro.. Kind of down. I had sent a letter to my dad asking for money to buy books but.. Ram : So.. Your dad didn’t send any money? Shyam : (making more sad face) I had asked

Once a boy went to a big company for interview. Boy went inside the interview room. A pretty girl was sitting on the chair. He greeted the girl and the girl told him to sit. (Girl starts interviewing the boy) Girl : Do you have habit of drinking? Boy :

People who think Life is nothing without Money Try holding your Breathe while You count your Money. # Money is nothing without Life

Always Remember, Money is not everything in Life, But Make sure You Earn sufficient Before You think of such Nonsense.

A fully-Nude lady gets into taxi, Driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly.. Lady : Haven’t you ever seen a Naked women?? Driver : Not that, I’m just wondering where have You kept the money to pay me.. MORAL: Concentrate on your Business, no matter what happens.. Be professional..!!

माग्ने : ओ दाई, यो गरीबलाई 3 रुपैयाँ दिनुस् न। ३ दिनदेखी भोकै छु, केही खाएको छुईन। सेरे : ३ दिनदेखी केही खाएको छैइन भन्छौ, अनी 3 रुपैयाको के गर्छौ नि??? . . . . . . माग्ने : म कती घटेछु भनेर आफ्नो वेट नाप्छु।

Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching.

The Perfect guy is not the one who has the most money or the most handsome you’ll meet. He is the one who knows how to make you smile And will take care of you each and everyday until the end of time..

Teacher : Class,choose between money and brain. Little Johnny : I’ll go for money. Teacher : Well i’d go for brain. Little Johnny : Well everybody goes for what they don’t have

One day I met Money… I said You are just a piece of Paper……!! . . . Money smiled & said -Of course I m a piece of paper, . . . but, I haven’t seen a dustbin in my life……! Thats ATTUTIDE ……!!

I hate how homeless people shake their coin cups at me. I get it. No need to gloat that they have more money than me.

I Remember once on my birthday . . . When I was young, I asked my Dad: ‘Why are you wearing such old clothes at My birthday dad ? ‘ He said : ‘Because the Money I have is enough to Buy New Clothes for only one person , who

Boy — I love you !!! Girl — Aww I love you too baby. Boy — Don’t ask for money…I want to save it for my future wife Girl–No problem but no Sex because I want to keep my body for my future husband…..

A Real Woman is not Impressed by Money, Because She Knows her Love is Priceless!