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If Your wife uses a dual sim phone, Save both the number under one name... Never save it as " wife 1" and "wife 2"

A month ago, I gave my number to this beautiful girl. She said “I will text you when I get home”. I think she’s homeless. She hasn’t called me yet !!

According to my parents- . . . Every problem has only one solution- . . . . . . , . . . . . “Just throw away the damn phone”

One boy used to call to his Maths teacher home daily. Teachers wife picks up the phone : How many times do I have to tell you, your teacher passed away. Why do You call daily? Boy : Because it feels great to hear that.. HAHAAHAAAAAAAHA

Boy: May i go to sleep.?? Girl: OK Boy: I love you Girl: I love you too bye *Hangs up* Girl sends text to boy saying “I dont want you to go” Girl’s phone rings, Girl: Hello? Boy: I decided you were more important than sleep..!!

GIRLS ! Girls Are Someone Who : -Takes a Walk in the house with a Toothbrush.. -Reads the Text on the Shampoo bottle in the Shower.. -Laugh at Their Jokes when They haven’t even Shared it with Others yet.. -They can Read something 10 Times without Understanding It.. -They Push

केटी: ” प्राय मेरो मोबाइल मेरो ममीसँग धेरै बेर हुन्छ ।” . . शेरे: ” यदि मैले फोन गर्दा ममीले उठाउनु भो भनेँ के हुन्छ.. ??” . केटी: ” फोन नै उठाउनु हुन्न” शेरे: ” किन ?? . . . . केटी: ” किनकी मैले तिम्रो नम्बर ‘battery low’ को