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Police: Do you know the number of a car that had hit you and ran away? Color as well if you remember. Man: No.. I couldn't see the number... But I know how does she looks like

A person at Police station Person : Whose photo is that in the notice board? Police : The person in the photo is a criminal who has not been caught yet. Person : Thats weird. Why didn’t you guyz catch him while taking the photo?

Old man to his relatives : Out of my 4 son, elder one did MBA, 2nd son did Ma, 3rd did PHD and youngest son is a thief. Old man’s relative : Then why don’t you take your son to police. He’ll be in jail for some months and he’ll

एउटा लोहार बुढो भएकोले शेरेलाई काममा राखेछ । शेरे प्रत्येक काम गर्नुभन्दा प्रत्येक पटक सोध्ने गर्थ्यो । बुढो अलि किचकिचे र कडा स्वभावको थियो उसले शेरेलाई भनेछ कि धेरै सवाल सोध्ने नगर जे भन्छु त्यो काम चुपचाप गर् । एकदिन लोहारले बलेको आरनबाट रातो फलाम निकालेर सन्दानमा राखेछ र शेरेलाई

Police : Why Criminals Leave Their Finger Prints After Their Crime? Pkstha : Sir, Criminals Are Uneducated , if They Are Educated, They Would Leave Their Signature..!

3 thief were running and Police were after them. They went to the ware house and hide inside 3 different sacks. Police also came into that ware house. Police kicked on the first sack. First thief : Bow Wow Police : Oh.. Its dog in there. Police kicked the 2nd

Husband in mixed reaction Husband : Sir, my wife is lost since yesterday.. Postman : Sir, this is not a police station.. This is Post office Husband : Ohh…. sorry! Husband : Oops.. Due to excitement.. I dont know what to do.. how to do… LOL

A plane carrying some politicians from Nepal crashed on a remote farm, when the police arrived the farm, they found out all the politicians were already buried by the farmer Then they asked POLICE: Are you sure they were all dead before you buried them? FARMER : Yes I’m sure

Going to bed the other night i spotted some people breaking into my garage, so I called the police to inform them and they said “no-one is in the area at the moment, we will send someone round as soon as possible!” well that wasn’t good enough for me. So

Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked “What do you have under the newspaper, mister?” “A bird,” the guy