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Once a saint was walking on the street. Unfortunately a bird pooped on the head of the saint Saint : Oh God… What sin had I done. (Scolding the bird in bird’s language) Saint : Haven’t your parents taught you to wear underwear? Bird : Yes they have! Saint :

A blonde sees a piece of dog poop on the ground. She bends down, dips her finger in it and tastes it. “Yuk, its poop.” Then she moves on murmuring, “Thank God I didn’t step on it.

A retired army was in the bar for some drink. He had his one leg with the support of a machine, one hand cut off and one eye blind. There was a mid 30s guy near the army. He started the conversation and after a while inquired about his leg.