Once a saint was walking on the street. Unfortunately a bird pooped on the head of the saint
Saint : Oh God… What sin had I done.
(Scolding the bird in bird’s language)
Saint : Haven’t your parents taught you to wear underwear?
Bird : Yes they have!
Saint : Then… What is this?
Bird : What type of Saint are you… Who poops with wearing underwear. Everybody takes off their underwear while pooping. Don’t you Saint ??