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Teacher to a grade 2 student: Who is the youngest member in your family? Student: Dad! Teacher: Youngest means smallest dear son?

My Attitude In Exams. They give me questions Which I don't know.

If we loose a PEN, we can buy New one but.. If we loose PEN CAP, We cant buy new one..! So… Always buy a ‘Tik Tik’ pen.!

एउटा शिक्षकले A, B, C,D… पढाउँदा A फर अम्बरेको बुढी, B फर बलेको बुढी, C फर चन्द्रको बुढी……. M फर मानेको बुढी भनेर पढाउँथ्यो। उसले M सम्म मात्रै पढाएको थियो। एक पटक निरीक्षक आएछ र सोध्न थालेछ । M सम्म सबै लेटरहरु चिन्दै गएछ त्यस भन्दा पछि भने चिनेनछ ।

Climate bhaneko Rainy hunuparcha, Sunny ta Leone pni huncha Chora bhaneko himmatwala hunuparcha, Sushil ta koirala pni huncha Girlfriend bhaneko passionate hunuparcha, Caring ta nurse pni hunchan ni Kt bhaneko cool hunu parcha, hot ta usineko Aalu pni huncha ni Color bhaneko red po hunu parcha, Blue ta film pni

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.” Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.” The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that

(Teacher in a class room was asking questions to student) Teacher to one of the student, “Tell me thw chemical formula of water” Student replied, “H2SO4 + CACO3+MgSO4+KOH+CaSO4” What? student : “Sir, this is not mine fault. It’s the fault of Water supply Authority of our city..

The teacher can open the door, But you must enter by Yourself.

Today is the oral test of English Grammar. Teacher : Tell me a sentence that starts with”I” Student : I is the … Teacher : Stop! Never put “is” after “I” Always put ‘am’ after “I” Student : OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

School caught on fire. Students were happy that they don’t have to come School for few days. Children were shouting. One of the child among the crowd was looking sad. So the teacher asked, “Why are you sad?” Student replied : School building caught on fire but You are outside

A lady broke the traffic signal. . . Police : ‘Stop….!!!!!’ . . Lady : ‘Please…Let me go….. I’m a Teacher’ . . ‘ Police : ‘What?? teacher ??…. Since long time, I was waiting for this moment… Now write down in this paper “I will never break traffic signal”

Teacher : What is the difference between Problem and Challenge ??? . . . . . Student: 3 boys + 1 girl = Problem . . 1 boy + 3 girls = Challenge

Teacher: Children make mistakes. You boy at the last bench, change this sentence into passive voice…. . . . . . . . . . Student : Children are made by mistakes.

I Hate When Teachers Say . . . . . . . “You Should Know This You Learned This in 8th standard !” . Damn I Don’t Even Remember What You taught in Last Lecture…

A student was asked to write a signboard for the traffic rules near the college . . He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, . . . . wait for the Teachers..!”

Teacher : What is a verb? Student : A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. Teacher : What are you saying?. Student : It is a complete sentence. Teacher : Are you mad?. Student : It is a question. Teacher : Don’t be silly. Student : It is

One of Incident that happens with almost all of us :p . “When the teacher stops talking, You look up to make sure You will not be asked the questions”

Maths sir: What is a ‘line’? Student : A line is a dot, Going for a walk

Students in the class (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) When teacher say tomorrow will be exam (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) During the exam (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) when Supervisor/Running Guard comes in (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) In the end of the exam

One of the best misconception in school/college life : Teachers think sending student out of the class is a punishment.