Going to bed

Going to bed the other night i spotted some people breaking into my garage, so I called the police to inform them and they said “no-one is in the area at the moment, we will send someone round as soon as possible!” well that wasn’t good enough for me.

So a minute later I rang the police back and said “I phoned a minute ago as people were breaking into my garage, but I don’t need you now as I have shot them!” well within two minutes the police turned up and caught the thieves red handed.

They had even deployed a police helicopter along with the five patrol cars that turned up. Well one of the officers said to me “I thought you said you had shot them!” I just smiled back and said “and you told me no-one was available!”