Didn’t see wife for few days

Husband came home late at night from a party.

His wife shouted : How would you feel if you don’t see me for 2 days?

He couldn’t believe his luck.

He replied at once.”That would be great..!”

Monday passed & he didn’t see her.

Tuesday & Wednesday passed too.

On Thursday the swelling was better & he could see her from the corner of his left eye..!!