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There is a kind of snake whose length increases by some mm every time it touches something. But that snake is such a special that if

2010 Does your toothpaste contains Salt?? 2015 Does your toothpaste contains Salt and Lemon?? 2020 Does your toothpaste contains Salt, Lemon & Chat Masala??

A girl asked to another girl- if I install Windows-7 of 32 bit two times then, will it become 64 bit?

A woman always has the last word in an argument.

Tell a girl she's Beautiful She'll believe it for a Moment

When a woman says "WHAT"? It's not because she didn’t hear you.

Teacher in exam said : Write the name of your lover on paper ? Boys after 5 sec : Finished ma’am Girls after an hour : Extra sheet ma’am

After Spanish Football team returned from Brazil World Cup ..... Spain Players were ashamed of their failure that they Decided to hide their identity for some time

My Attitude In Exams. They give me questions Which I don't know.

If we loose a PEN, we can buy New one but.. If we loose PEN CAP, We cant buy new one..! So… Always buy a ‘Tik Tik’ pen.!

Before the King goes to war, he locks his wife (the beautiful Queen ), in the room & gives the key to his best friend & says : If I am not back within 4 days , open the room and she is yours…. He sits on his horse &

-This is Student Life- 1- SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes . 2- SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way . 3- PRESENTATI ON SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions 4- EDITING : Your report contains

My wife wants me to take a holiday tomorrow since the attic, the garage and the garden has to be cleaned. Boss: Sorry I cannot give you a holiday tomorrow. Employee: Thanks boss, I knew you would help me.

Dad : Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up ? Son : Dad I want to be a pizza delivery boy. Dad : What ? Son : Yeah, or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber. Dad : You little piece of shit… You

Girl : I love Football and my favorite player is Christiano Ronaldo. Boy : Nice. Do You know which country he plays for? Girl : Of course I do. Real Madrid…

Draupadi lived alone with 5 men. Gautam Budddha didn’t listen 2 his mother & went out. Pinocchio was a Liar. Robin Hood was a Thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. Sleeping Beauty was kissed by a stranger & married him. Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a