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Son : Daddy, I fell in Love & want to date this Awesome girl. Father : That’s great Son. Who is she? Son : It’s Sandra, the neighbour’s daughter. Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not

माधब नेपाल रक्सीले मातिदै सडकमा हिड्दै थियो , उनी एउटा खुट्टा दाँया र अर्को खुट्टा बाँया गर्दै लड्खडिदै हिड्दै थियो । त्यतिकैमा एउटा हवल्दारले देखेछ र नेपाललाई एक डण्डा हिर्काउदै भनेछ : ओई , खुट्टा समेट ठेगानमा छैन , कत्ती पिएको छस । नेपाल : धन्यबाद , मलाई सम्झाईदिनु भयो

प्रेमी – हैन ! तिमीले यो मिनीस्कर्ट लगाएको देखेर घरमा बुवाले गाली गर्नु हुन्न ? प्रेमीका – अहँ ! गर्नु हुन्न तर आमाले चाँहि साह्रै गाली गर्नु हुन्छ । प्रेमी – बुवाले चाँहि केही नभन्ने अनि आमाले चाँही किन त्यती धेरै गाली गर्ने नि ? प्रेमीका – आमा आफ्नो लुगा

लोग्ने : तिमीसँग बिहे गरेर मलाई एकदम फाईदा भएको छ । स्वास्नी 🙁 खुशी हुँदै ) हो र कसरी नि ? लोग्ने : मलाई मैले गरेको पाप को सजाए म जिउदो हुँदै पाई रहेको छु नि त । पुलिश 🙁 डाँकालाई ) भोली बिहान ५ बजे तिमीलाई फासी दिईनेछ ।

I Miss You, Not the ‘I haven’t seen You in a while’ kind of Miss you, But the ‘I wish you were here at this very Moment’ kind of Miss You.

Someone placed a Bomb near a lady… Everyone started yelling: “Aunty Bomb”… She smiled & said : Naughty people, I’ve become old now.. !!

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them, Joshua, starts to cry very loud. “What’s wrong?” Akpos asked. “I came for a blood test” sobbed Joshua. “So why are you crying?” asked Akpos. Joshua replied, “For blood test they have to cut my finger.” As soon as Akpos

एकजना अंग्रेज नेपाल भ्रमणको बेला दिमाग किन्न भनेर मार्केट गएछ । . . अंग्रेजः- साउजी यहाँ दिमाग पाउछ ? साहु:- पाउछ ल हेर्नुस . . भाउ (मेनु दिएछ) . . – जापनीज रू ५० – बेलायती रू १५० – चाईनिज रू २०० – पाकिस्थानी रू ३०० – बंगलादेशी रू ४६०

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger stands in the pouring down rain. “Can you give me a push?” he asks while hanging onto

Hey check this one A man takes his seat at a FIFA world cup final. He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat between himself & the next guy. MAN: “who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?” GUY: “that was my wife’s seat.

A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically… so he asked his dad. His dad said, “Well, go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mail man for $1,000,000. He went and asked

My neighbor, a 9 year old girl was showing off her ID card to me. She showed it off by saying,”See that’s my hair color,my eye color and my weight” and then she was like ” I only got an F in sex but that’s okay I’m not supposed to

An 80 year old went to the clinic and started boasting to the doctor how he made his 20 year old mistress pregnant. The doctor thought about it and said: “Let me tell you a story. There was once an excellent hunter. He never misses a season. One day he

Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient : Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient : 24 hours! That’s terrible! What could be

A Good Teacher Is one Who Tells To Study Hard… But the Best Teacher Is the one Who Stands Outside Examination Hall N Shouts. . . . “HIDE ALL YOUR CHEATS AND GUESS PAPER ASAP, HEAD OF EXAM CONTROLLER IS ON THE WAY”

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the

Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. “How’d you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to death,” says the second. “That’s awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?” says the first. “It’s very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and

Indian: can You swim ? Nepalese: No! Indian: Dog is better than you because it swims. Nepalese : Can you swim ? Indian: Yes! Nepalese: Then whats the difference between you and dog? lol