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If the author of Da Vinci Code would have been a punjabi, The name of the novel would have been “Vinci Da Code”.

A newly certified doctor opened up a Clinic. On his opening day, a person comes to his clinic. To show as if like he is busy, Doctor picks up his phone and acts like he is talking to a client on the other side. Doctor puts down the phone and

Wife : Don’t keep phone on charging for whole night, it will blast, Husband : Don’t worry honey, I have taken out the battery before keeping it on charge……

I don’t know why girls do post, “Good Night guys” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m always confused its Information or Invitation..

Three friends were going home in a car. As they reached home, they found that the door of a car was jammed. 1st friend : Lets try to get out from the engine compartment. 2nd friend : No! No! Its more easy to get out from the back of the

Wife is Cute When she is Mute. Husband is Honey, When he gives Money.

A new trend of shortening names has begun in politics. Narendra Modi is called”Namo” And Rahul Gandhi is called”RaGa”. Harish Goyal and Mukesh Tomar have decided to quit politics. Supriya Sule did not respond to our queries

A person was in the plane and the plane was about to take off. The person shouting : Hijack…. Hijack.. Hijack.. Boys started to shake, Girls started crying, older people started praying God And one of the boy named Pappu from the last seat shouted : Hi Jack, You are

The Best Relation Ever Is Between TWO EYES… They Blink Together Move Together Cry Together See Together And Sleep Together Still They Never See Each Others But When They Saw A Girl 1 Will Blink And Another Will Not Moral Of The Story :- A Girl Can Break Any Kind

Yamraj (God of Death) asked to 3 ladies.. . . “Have you ever kissed anyone????? . . 1st lady : Yes, before marriage…. . . Yamraj: Go to hell….. . . 2nd lady : After marriage….. . Yamaraj : Go to heaven . . . . . 3rd lady :

AN IRRITATING 8 YEAR OLD BOY . . . . . . . . . . . . . Father : Son can you please go and buy me a soft drink! Son: Coke or Pepsi? Father : Coke Son : Diet or Regular? Father : Regular Son : Bottle

John rings a call centre and said, “My internet is not working properly” (Lady customer representative picks up the phone) Lady :-Ok..Double click on “My computer” john :- I can’t see Your computer Lady :-No no… click on “My computer” on your computer John :- How can I click on

A Lizard found in Mid-day meal in school in China. . . . . . . . . . . 15 children injured while fighting for it.

In a bathroom, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know who is that boy? . . . . . . . . . . . Stupid! It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

A month ago, I gave my number to this beautiful girl. She said “I will text you when I get home”. I think she’s homeless. She hasn’t called me yet !!

Boy1 : Meet My Wife Tina. Boy2 : Oh! I Know Her Boy1 : Oh How? Boy2 : Actually We Were Caught Sleeping Together 😐 Boy1 : What?? What The Hell? :-@ . . . . . . . . . Boy2 : During Lecture In Maths Class… Dude Think

(Wedding Night ) Husband : Dear, Did you have bf before our Marriage? Wife stays silent Husband : What conclusion should I make of this Silence? Wife : Can’t You stay silent for a while….. I’m counting my ex-es in my hand to give you the answer.

A person at Police station Person : Whose photo is that in the notice board? Police : The person in the photo is a criminal who has not been caught yet. Person : Thats weird. Why didn’t you guyz catch him while taking the photo?

Teacher to student in a class, “What is the difference between Biology & Sociology ? Student : If a newly born baby looks like his father, it is Biology but if he looks like the neighbor that’s Sociology! xD xD

Childhood is time when You like Jerry and admire his Smartness. Maturity is time when You understand that Jerry is a complete asshole and You feel sorry for Tom