Funny

Boy : I have a pen… You have a phone number. Think of the Possibilities. . . . Girl : I have a Sandal.. You have a Face. Think of Casualties. Lol

I’m not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . Lunch time, Break time, Bed time, Off time, This time, That time, Any time, All the time

Dear GOD.. . If you can’t give me a Best Partner.. Please.. Make all my friends.. SINGLE” lol

Me : ‘I really can’t Stay’. Bed : ‘But Baby, it’s Cold Outside’.

Dad: Neither you watch TV nor you read the newspaper, how come you know about all the breaking news before us? . . Me: I own a Facebook page dad !! Lol

I like to say that I handle the funds for a Multi-Billion dollar corporation. It’s easier than saying I’m a cashier at McDonald’s.

Make your girlfriend happy by telling her those 3 words, Every girl loves to Hear . . . . . Here`s my Fully Loaded Wallet

Happiness and sadness depends on “SITUATION” “A School bell sounds Irritating at 9 am. But, The same sounds melodious at 4 am”

Students in the class (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) When teacher say tomorrow will be exam (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) During the exam (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) when Supervisor/Running Guard comes in (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) In the end of the exam

That awesome moment in childhood When searching word “sex” in dictionary Was like watching porn!!!

I Hate When Teachers Say . . “You Should Know This You Learned This in 10th standard !” . Damn : I Don’t Even Remember What You Taught in Last Lecture.

Sometimes i want to give tight hug and want to kiss my girlfriend for hours and hours . Then i realize that i don’t have a girl friend

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF NEPAL : Scenario 1 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That’s KATHMANDU. Scenario 2 : Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50

When I was a KID: Pussy meant CAT, Sex meant GENDER, 36 was just Number, Bitch was a FEMALE DOG, Dick was a NAME, BJ was a NICK-NAME, Bang was a SOUND, Rubber was just like PLASTIC, Ass was an ANIMAL, Screw was just a NUT, Tit was a SNACK,

One of the best misconception in school/college life : Teachers think sending student out of the class is a punishment.

LION Is The Only Animal Who Sleeps 18 Hours A Day.. But Still He Is The KING.. . So Don’t Wake Up Early In The Morning…. We Are The LIONS

Killing English teacher troll 1. Principal To Student…”I Saw ytou Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling Cigarette… ?” 2. Class Teacher Once Said :”Pick Up The Paper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!” 3. Once Hindi Teacher Said….”I’m Going Out Of The World To America..” 4.”..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT

Kids Love Letters (: Dear Pinki, I love u. My dream i see u. Everywhere You . You no, i live no. I come red shirt tomorrow. You love I, u come red frock. I wait down mango tree. U no come, I jump tree. Sure come. Yours lovely, Jack

The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female & You always wondered why the sea tasted salty.

Positive Thinking : Whenever in Life you are losing self Control… Just think of Sunny Leone’s Cameraman…!!!