Funny

If you still don’t have a facebook account then . . . . . . all your school friends will presume that you are dead

A line written on a Husband’s T-shirt- . . . ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN… . . . . . . . . OF THEM

1. याद गरेर मिस्कल गर्यो लोभी भन्छे। 2. माया लागेर फोन गर्यो,”किन फोन गरेको काम नपाएर भन्छे”। 3. फोन गरेध भने,”तिमी पहिलेजस्तो रहेनौ, हामीजस्तासँग कँहा बोल्न हुन्छर” भन्छे। 4.पहिले जस्तै गरी कुरा गर्यो,” तिमी त कस्तो बोरिङ्ग, तिमीलाइ मसँग बोल्न मन रहेनछ” भन्छे। 5. हँसायो भने,”कस्तो हावा मान्छे” भन्छे। 6.

न्युटनले पत्ता नलगाएको तर शेरेले पत्ता लगाएका केही कुरा हरु : ========================================= 1. मानौ तपाई कुनै लाइन मा उभिनु भएको छ, तपाइँ अर्को लाइनछिटो बढेको ठानेर अर्को लाइन मा सर्नु हुन्छ ! अब पहिला को लाइन तपाइँ उभिएको लाइन भन्दा छिटो सर्न थाल्छ ! 2. रंग नम्बर डायल हुदा कहिले

Chat between my friend and a random girl in Facebook. Boy : Ghumna jum na kalinchwok tira Girl : nai, ma hidnai sakdeena dherai Boy : kina? Ekdamae motti chhau ki K ho? Girl: Anh, Kya thapai deko. Timi Boka Boy: Terai buda boka, tero bhai pani boka ani dai

Girls Logic One : My boyfriend takes care of me, treats me & my parents respectfully, Girls logic Two : Bf forgot my Puppy’s Birthday. – He doesn’t love me

Wife will always be wife… An elderly woman decided to get her portrait painted. She told the artist to paint her with A diamond necklace and diamond ear-rings, Emerald bracelets, A broach of ruby and A gold Rolex. The confused artist: But, you aren’t wearing them, nothing of them. Old

Boy : Boys are intelligent than girls. . Girl : Any proof ? . . . . . Boy : Yaa ! You always say IntelliGENTS , But you never say IntelliLADIES

New Year Resolution Me: I’m gonna study this year. I have to make my parents proud & get better grades !! Facebook : What did you say??? Come Again?? Me: hehehe..Nothing, I love you baby !

Girl 1: Hey, ke chaliracha hau? Me: Sab thok chaliracha ni, timro dimag bahek *BLOCKED* Me: Where were you last night? Girl 2: party ma thiye. had a blast there! Me: Oh! Hope no one is injured. Timi pani jiudai raichau! Girl 2: Buahahahaha ! Me: Fofahahahahaha *BLOCKED* Girl 3:

This is a warning to all those people who don’t SMOKE or DRINK… . . . . . . . . . . . One day All your friends will Die and you will be left Alone.

Real achievement, is when, . . . You can wish your friend on their Birthday . . . . . . . before their bf or gf can. LOL

Isn’t it Funny ? . . when you put things in a safe place . . . . . & then forget where the safe place is.

Funny English Essay on ‘cow’ (read at ur own risk. U may forget your own English by the time you finish reading) … … … … He is the cow. He has 4 legs together 2 towards And 2 afterwards. It gives milk which comes from 4 taps attached to

There Is A Special Place In Hell For All Those students Who Says – . . . . “Damn., I didn’t write anything .. sure.. I will be failed” And Gets good Marks..!!

Best way to propose a girl.. . . Take her to sea, . Say her to sit in a boat. . . Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say : “Marry Me” or “Leave My Boat”

Seven complicated facts about Women : 1. They believe in saving. 2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes. 3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear. 4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully. 5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied. 6. Never satisfied, but

Just heard a guy Say ; I’m a Vegetarian , but I eat Egg. . . Dude , Thats like saying , I’m Straight but sometimes i Kiss men.. LOL

Boy jaba exam maa fail huncha…. Mom 3 words SENTENCE: ” AURA JAA GHUMNE ” . . . Gf bhi 3 words SENTENCS :”LAAJ LAGDAINA HAI ” . . . Saath le pni kei bhancha tara mann jitchan… . . . ” Oho ta pni testai “

If we loose a PEN, we can buy New 1 But.. If we loose PEN CAP, we cant buy new 1..! So… Always buy a ‘Tik Tik’ pen