Funny

Some boys “Common Sense Is Really Zero . . . . . . . . They write in Gents Toilet . . . . ” I Love u Monika” , As if She will come there to Read it.

Dear Girls.. . . . Not every guy who talks to you wants to date you. Sometimes they want to date your prettier friend and just need your help! So please stop overreacting to our friend requests/ texts/ calls..!

A fully-Nude lady gets into taxi, Driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly.. Lady : Haven’t you ever seen a Naked women?? Driver : Not that, I’m just wondering where have You kept the money to pay me.. MORAL: Concentrate on your Business, no matter what happens.. Be professional..!!

Boy to girl Before Exam: Hey All The Best, Girl Also Told The Same. But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed. . … . . Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart. LOL

Height of Over confidence .. . . . . . A man Marrying His Own secretary thinking… She will follow his Orders as Before

That moment when the Teacher says, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . “Those who aren’t interested can leave the class” But Still you can’t leave the classroom though You want to..

A Boy driving a car. . . A girl on Scooty overtook him. . . Boy shouted, “Hey Buffalo” . . Girl turned back n shouted.. “You donkey, idiot, Stupid monkey” . . Suddenly she had an accident. She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road.. . . MORAL:

I don’t always Study, But when I do, . . . . . . . . . . I make sure my Parents Notice

Facebook love story !! Poke → Poked back → Add as friend → confirm → Write something on wall → Introduce → Everyday chatting → Ask phone number → Text messaging → Calling → Meeting→ Like each other → In relationship with → Hangout a lot → Misunderstanding → Fight→

To, The Principal Sir, Kura K Ho Bhane, School aaunai mann Lagdaina ani raati Nindra pani Lagdaina ! Tesmathi, Hamro School maa Chwak Chwak KT haru nai chainann.. Ani Hamro Class maa 2/3 jana matrai KT chann, tei pani Kasaiko Thopda Gatilo chaina . Sab Bhoot jastai chann… Nakhrebaaz haru.

Jindagi Ma sabai chiz haru Badlincha Class Room Dekhi Office Books Dekhi Files Jeans Dekhi. Fornal Pocket Money Dekhi Salary G/f Dekhi Wife Tara . . . . . . Sathi chai Fata ko Fatai hunxan

A Girl Can Hug Her Best Friend N Say ” I Miss My Boy Friend ” ‘ ‘ But She Never Can Say I’m Missing My Best Friend While Hugging Her Boyfriend !! If You Say I Can ,,Just Try It ?? Obviously there will be break up, If not

Dad : Give me your Mobile for a Minute.. . . Son:”Wait dad, Let me Switch it on.. . Gf Pic delete, Girls Number list delete, Phone call Received delete, Delete, Delete, Delete, Memory Card Format.. . . . Son : Here it is. . Dad:”Thanks… I Just want to

Jaba Jaba Kunai beautiful KT aru Koi KTa Sanga-Sangai Dekhchu . . . . chhati maa Haat Rakhera Aafai lai Santwona Dinchu, . . . . . Brother-Sister Raichann Brother-Sister !!!

आज बिहान नै मलाई एउटा केटीले फेसबुक आइडी बनाइदेउ न रे !! : : अनी मैले भने : ल म बनाइ त दिन्छु !! तर तिमीलाई चलाउन त आउछ!! : : : त्यो केटी : ठिकै छ नि तपाईं नै चलाउनु नि म पछाडी बस्छु रे : म त जिल्ल

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight for a belt even neither of them are wearing pants? lolzzz…

कुनै कुनै केटी हरुले ला’को पेन्ट हेर्दा यस्तो लाग्छ की, भरे घर गएर पेन्ट फुकाल्ने बेलामा ग्रिज- मोबील नै चाहिन्छ की ?

NEVER LIE TO A SMART WOMAN… Man on phone: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get d promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod &

I Hate When Teachers Say . . . . . . . “You Should Know This You Learned This in 8th standard !” . Damn I Don’t Even Remember What You taught in Last Lecture…

He is the pure follower of God who plays Temple Run after taking off his slippers.