Sex at 7 O’ clock

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady,
And after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

‘I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time

I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from you.

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless

I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner.

I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing

when I want with my old buddies, and don’t you

give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules. Any comments?’

His new bride said:

‘No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night…whether you’re here or not.’