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Shortest love story

Shortest love story

Once I was in a mall to buy a dress for my girlfriend.
I was too confused about what to buy… Sales lady noticed my confusion and offered to help me, “how tall is your girlfriend?” she asked.
I couldn’t answer how tall was she… I realized I’ve skipped one list from my “to do” list – #Find a Girlfriend!

I looked into her Eyes.
She was looking at me too.

There was someone beside her – I don’t know who he was but I remember his eyes were becoming redder with every passing moment.
I’m allergic to Red so I just whistled and passed away.



Few months later…

I proposed, she smiled
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No teeth… I died !!

Actually, I’m still alive found someone finally.

I was quarreling with my girlfriend…
She was buying all cheap craps in Black Friday! I told her, “You have such a bad taste”
She replied – Yes, I know. Look at You!
I maintained silence throughout the day.


Next Day,
You know what… Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?

He’ll dessert you.
(I know this wasn’t funny… Just wanted to see if you’d smile by any chance)

I researched a lot and found out that on Valentine’s Day, you should wish your single friend “Happy Independence Day”

A few years later, we Married.
You know what.. My wife asks me, “Do you want Dinner”
Me: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.

Ok Ok Following are the shortest Love Story jokes that I promised
The funniest joke of all time is my love life.



Let’s get going…

Before you decide to make the commitment to marry a person, you should have them use a computer with a very slow internet connection so they can show you who they truly are.

Love is getting mad at someone, telling that person to go to hell, and hoping that they get there safely.

What happened to the two vampires who went on their first date? It was love at first bite!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry, who? Harry up and kiss me!

You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body. In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!

Forget about the butterflies. When I am with you, I feel the whole zoo.

What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you.

The woman was hungry for love and had no idea where her next male was coming from.

What is the main difference between love and marriage? Love is blind. Marriage, on the other hand, is the eye-opener.

It is very important to have a woman who can cook, clean, and take care of the kids. And it is just as important to have a woman who can keep you happy in bed. And most of all, it is important that these two women never meet.

A woman made the decision to break off her recent engagement and her friend said, “what happened? I thought it was love at first sight!”
To which the woman replied, “But the second and third ones changed my mind.”

A husband was throwing knives at his wife’s photo and missing the target. All of a sudden, she called to ask what he was doing. His reply was, “I am missing you.”

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