How did I get blocked..

Girl 1: Hey, ke chaliracha hau?
Me: Sab thok chaliracha ni, timro dimag bahek
*BLOCKED*

Me: Where were you last night?
Girl 2: party ma thiye. had a blast there!
Me: Oh! Hope no one is injured. Timi pani jiudai raichau!
Girl 2: Buahahahaha !
Me: Fofahahahahaha
*BLOCKED*

Girl 3: you’re so sweet!
Me: Hmm, ekchoti taste ta gari hera
*BLOCKED*

Girl 4 : I love you
Me : I don’t
Girl 4 : Kina, Ke kami chha ra ma maa?
Me : Calcium ko.
*BLOCKED*

Me: Hey, How’re you?
Girl5: hai, I me fine & How aal eeeuww?
Me: I am love you. Are you love me?
*BlOCKED*

Girl 6 : hiiii
Me : hello.
Girl 6 : Kasto chhau?
Me :- Ma ta ekdam handsome chu Rajesh Hamal jasto, Timi pani Rekha thapa jasto chhau ni, hai?
*BLOCKED*

Girl 7:- I m in love.
Me:- Kati din ko laagi?
*Blocked*

Girl 8 (Hottest One)
Me: Hi there : )
*Blocked*

Girl 9: Hey, how are you?
Me: Fine, how about you?
Girl9: Same here.. ani aaja din bhar kata busy?
Me: Aaja samma Kati jana keti le block garyo bhaner sochdae thiye
*BLOCKED*

Me: Hey, how’re you ? : )
Girl 10: Not fine : (, Life nai sakyo, Candy crush ma life pathaideu na fast.
*Blocked* This Time I blocked her ^^

Dherai keti le block garyo.
Aba facebook Chalayera kaam chaina baru gayera yeuta dammi ko Shirt silauchu ani hero banera keti pattauchu tol tirako.
(Tailor ma)
Me: Dai, shirt silauna lai yeuta dammi ko Kapada dekhaunu na.
Tailor: Plain ma dekham?
Me: Ghanta ko plane, Helicopter ma dekhana baru.
Saley, mood off bhairako bela, Yetai dekha khurukka!!

#Abbi